Salty Vibes

Salty Vibes An authentic & relatable wellbeing brand handmaking cheeky self care products for sh*tty days ❤️

The chaos reigns supreme sometimes. Maybe it’s this mother fu***ng blue moon but 😮‍💨
02/06/2026

The chaos reigns supreme sometimes. Maybe it’s this mother fu***ng blue moon but 😮‍💨

Saw an order come through this morning and thought f**k that needs to be a bundle 👌Spends day building product page 💃Lau...
28/05/2026

Saw an order come through this morning and thought f**k that needs to be a bundle 👌

Spends day building product page 💃
Launches it to the internet 🤣

Introducing the new
RECOVERY RITUAL KIT.

Made for those always on the fu***ng go 😅

For gym people.
Sport people.
Weekend warriors.
And those of us discovering that simply existing now somehow causes injuries.

Because apparently sleeping weird is now a full-body event. 🫠

Recovery…. She’s a pretty broad spectrum 😅

Thoughts lately 💭
22/05/2026

Thoughts lately 💭

15/05/2026

Apparently Kylie’s reached a new era. 🛁🕯️

14/05/2026

#1 might feel wildly fu***ng relatable 😅

Truly though … the best thing I ever added to daily existence was a few sprays (or ten 🫣) of this on my feet every single night.

I cannot even explain how f*cking good this stuff is!
I am now officially a snoring, unbothered, rem sleeping queen and IDGAF 🙌🫅🤣

Went in feeling like sh*t.Came out feeling better.This is why we do what we do I guess. Genuinely never ceases to amaze ...
13/05/2026

Went in feeling like sh*t.
Came out feeling better.

This is why we do what we do I guess.
Genuinely never ceases to amaze me. FR!

Big love ❤️

01/05/2026

ZERO F*CKS.
The vibe. The moment. The conscious choice.

When you’re maxed out.
It’s something you decide.

The moment you stop over-explaining.
Stop over-giving.
Stop carrying s**t that was never yours to begin with.

That’s Zero F*cks energy.

And when you need a little help getting there…

Bergamot to lift your spirits.
Orange to give you a zesty little kick up the butt.
Frankincense to whisper “you’re doing amazing, sweetie.”

Together?
They make giving zero f*cks feel borderline therapeutic.

When all these things align
Congratulations. You’ve officially arrived.
You can either soak yourself back to sanity
or ghost everyone and move to the mountains as a recluse.

Your call.

30/04/2026

To quote Robin Sharma “Hard is good. Real greatness… is meant to be a difficult sport.”

This morning it was just me, a coffee… and a book that’s been sitting on my shelf for way too long.

I wasn’t looking for anything profound.
Just something other than work to do in the one hour I had to kill before a meeting.

But you know those moments where something just lands?

If I’m being honest, Salty has been challenging the f**k out of me lately.

The pressure. The noise. The constant questioning.

Five years in and somehow it doesn’t feel easier, just heavier in different ways.

More responsibility. More decisions. More expectations. More figuring it out as you go.

And then I’m sitting there, deeply engrossed, nodding knowingly, reading a book that makes it all make sense.

It talks about how this part…
the messy, uncertain, uncomfortable part…

is where it actually happens.

Not the highlight reel.
Not the “we made it” moment.

This.

The part where you’re tired but still showing up.
The part where you question everything but keep going anyway.

And it hit me.
Salty’s 5th season isn’t some polished, perfect story.

It’s the evolution of this very thing.

The hard conversations.
The doubt.
The pivots.
The quiet moments where you decide to keep going anyway.

So if you’re in it right now… babe I see you.

You’re not behind.
You’re not doing it wrong.

You’re just in the part that actually counts.
Big love ❤️
Sarah

Five years ago today I said FML.And accidentally started a business.The bank had just taken a car payment.Balance: –$423...
29/04/2026

Five years ago today I said FML.
And accidentally started a business.

The bank had just taken a car payment.
Balance: –$423.

No job.
Halfway through a counselling diploma.
No plan.

So I ran a bath.

Threw in some oils.
Some flowers.
Wild rosemary from the garden.
Magnesium I had under the sink.

Got in and said — out loud, to no one —
FML.

And then… an idea.

What if this was a product?

Not polished.
Not “wellness”.
Just honest about the kind of day that sends you to the bath in the first place.

So for three days straight I worked.

Testing blends.
Texting friends at midnight.
Borrowing oils.
Naming the moments — FML. WTAF. Zero f**ks.

It was scrappy as hell.

$25 from my mum.
Borrowed oils.
Labels on 30-day terms.
Jars from the local homewares shop.
And one post telling the truth.

Seven days after that bath —
13 orders.

All friends. (I still have the spreadsheet of orders 🥹)
And it was enough to keep going.

(Also… remember the flowers and rosemary from the garden?
Yeah… we scrapped that.

Turns out “bits of s**t in the bath” sounds romantic
until you’re the one cleaning it.)

Five years later —
it’s still made by the same hands.
Still backed by the same people.
Still for the same reason.

And I never did become a counsellor…
but people still trust me with their hard days.

That part means more than anything.

This is what an FML moment can turn into.
It’s been a wild ride.
Sarah x

23/04/2026

Chief potty mouth.
Scooter rider.
Mum, Wife, Friend.
Occasional breakdown enthusiast.

Turns out you can build a business
and still be a full blown human.

This is your reminder
you don’t have to have your s**t together
to be doing something right.

It’s not easy but it is fu***ng fun.

Stay wild and free. ❤️

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