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Collthemidwife Midwife, Lactation Consultant, Maternal and Child Health Nurse, and Spinal Flow Practitioner.

The greatest trick the Food Industry ever pulled wasn't making sugar addictive.It was convincing you that chemical waste...
05/01/2026

The greatest trick the Food Industry ever pulled wasn't making sugar addictive.

It was convincing you that chemical waste is a "Vitamin."

Go to your kitchen.

Pick up that box of cereal, bread or "Healthy" multivitamins.

Read the label.

You will see a word that sounds healthy: "Folic Acid."

You have been told this is essential.

You have been told that pregnant women must take it to prevent birth defects.

They are lying to you.

Folic Acid does not exist in nature.

You cannot find it in a leaf, a steak or a fruit.

It is a synthetic compound synthesized in a lab (originally from coal tar derivatives).

Nature makes Folate.

The Industry makes Folic Acid.

Why?

Because Folate is expensive and unstable.

Folic Acid is cheap and lasts forever on a shelf.

So they spray it on our grains and pack it into our pills.

But here is the biological horror story:

40% of you cannot process it.

You have a genetic variation called MTHFR.
(Methylenetetrahydrofolate Reductase).

Think of your liver as a processing plant.

When you eat natural Folate (from greens, liver, eggs), your body puts a "stamp" on it (Methylation) so your cells can use it.

If you have the MTHFR mutation, your stamping machine is broken (this is me)

So what happens when you feed a broken machine massive amounts of synthetic Folic Acid?

It jams the gears.

The synthetic acid doesn't get processed.

It accumulates in your blood.

It actually blocks your receptors from absorbing the real vitamins you get from food.

We are creating a society of "Over-fed and Under-nourished" people.

And the victims are the most vulnerable: Pregnant Mothers.

Doctors blindly prescribe massive doses of synthetic Folic Acid to every pregnant woman.

They don't test for the gene.

They just follow the protocol.

If that mother is part of the 40%, she isn't just wasting money.

She is flooding her system (and her baby's system) with unmetabolized synthetic compounds.

This has been linked to:

• Anxiety and depression in mothers.

• Autoimmune issues.

• Tongue ties and midline defects in babies.

We swapped biological nutrient density for industrial convenience.

The Solution?

Stop eating the simulation.

If the label says "Folic Acid," throw it in the bin.

Look for "Methyl-Folate" (the bio-available form).

Or better yet:

Eat liver. Eat eggs. Eat dark greens.

Your body recognizes code written by nature.

It rejects code written by a corporation.

As women, we hold so much - life, love, emotion, energy.  Sometimes that flow becomes blocked or our cells simply can’t ...
12/11/2025

As women, we hold so much - life, love, emotion, energy. Sometimes that flow becomes blocked or our cells simply can’t keep up with the constant demand.

That’s where my work comes in. Collthemidwife Spinal Flow gently helps your body release stress and tension stored in the spine and nervous system, restoring balance so your body can do what it’s naturally designed to do - heal.

When we pair that with cellular activation, we support the body from the inside out, literally reversing the ageing process. It’s like turning the lights back on at a cellular level so every system can function with more energy, clarity and calm.

Together, these approaches create a beautiful synergy, reconnecting the mind, body and spirit, while nurturing the deep intelligence already within you, to literally reverse the ageing process.

If you’re feeling called to restore your flow, energy or inner balance, I’d love to welcome you into a deeply relaxing Spinal Flow session surrounded by my beautiful garden.

27/08/2025

Absolutely love this story

I love this picture. Two totally calm men are waiting for the tantrum of the little girl to pass. The two men are the fa...
25/07/2025

I love this picture. Two totally calm men are waiting for the tantrum of the little girl to pass. The two men are the father and grandfather of the two-year-old girl, who lay on the floor and started Throwing a tantrum in the middle of the mall.
Neither of the men loses patience or yells at her. They just wait quietly. They have decided to not give her what she wants – when it doesn’t make sense. Yet they are letting her express her emotions, in this case her anger, at not getting what she wants.
Nobody feels embarrassed about the show the little girl is putting on.
The father's own words when posting this photo explain everything:
This post is about one thing and just the one thing – Get comfortable in the uncomfortable.
There are no perfect parents, but one thing my parents taught me was not being a parent depending on what others think. My dad always let me feel what I needed to feel, even if it was in public and embarrassing. I don't remember him telling me: 'You're embarrassing me! 'o' Don't cry! '. It wasn't until recently that I realized how important it was for my own emotional development. Our kids are learning and processing so much information and they don't know what to do with all these new feelings that come up.""
Let us learn to be comfortable in the uncomfortable. Let us learn to deal with our children's tantrums, with patience and tranquility. Children are children.
Credit: Justine Boldani

Providing emotional support and safety for children is just as important as a roof over their head or food in their bellies.

19/01/2025

How amazing and life giving is the FEMALE human body.

The Heart of Healing Retreat by The Sea coming up January 18
02/01/2025

The Heart of Healing Retreat by The Sea coming up January 18

🔅 Your health and wellness journey 🩷We live in a world that often craves instant gratification, quick fixes, band aid so...
02/01/2025

🔅 Your health and wellness journey 🩷

We live in a world that often craves instant gratification, quick fixes, band aid solutions and immediate results. Whilst this can feel tempting you bypass the healing process and you miss out on the deeper lessons...... the resilience you build, understanding the habits you have formed and the behaviours which you need to shift in order to achieve greater wellness.

Anxiety is a form of separation usually first experienced as a child it is felt in the body.

You mind will not fix your anxiety or the alarm system that goes off in your body.

You have to learn to regulate your own nervous system.

Spinal Flow isn't about offering a short cut. It's about reconnecting you with the wisdom in your body.

It's about honouring the time it takes for your body to release what no longer serves you and uncover what lies beneath- your capacity to heal, transform and thrive.

When we reduce the sympathetic nervous drive in our nervous system it allows the ability to rest digest and heal.

If you have been searching for something deeper, for a way to move beyond the surface and into lasting change, then this might be what you have been waiting for.

Are you ready to see what is possible when you choose YOU

🩷Then Join us on January 18 th 2025 🩷

Spinal flow studio now open in Portarlington
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