Birmingham Lunatic Asylum

Birmingham Lunatic Asylum Specializing in sarcastic, humorous Lunacy and Inebriates treatment with Holistic, Homeo-pathetic quack remedies and other pseudoscientific cures!

WE'VE GONE MASKLESS ‼️ Introducing our new and revolutionary post-pandemic PPE that follows the latest CDC MASKLESS r...
03/10/2022

WE'VE GONE MASKLESS ‼️ Introducing our new and revolutionary post-pandemic PPE that follows the latest CDC MASKLESS recommendations. You will always feel safe while regaining your sanity at Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™.

Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™ introduces our newest clinical professor. He will be teaching our next generation of student...
27/10/2021

Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™ introduces our newest clinical professor. He will be teaching our next generation of student doctors and barbers how to treat imbeciles, idiots, morons, and defectives. WELCOME, Dr. Coot “3 eyes” Durks!😍

BREAKING NEWS! Latest innovation from Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™ and staff physician, Dr. F.E. Young! Corrects constip...
22/10/2021

BREAKING NEWS! Latest innovation from Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™ and staff physician, Dr. F.E. Young! Corrects constipation, promotes more refreshing sleep, relieves piles, nervousness, dyspepsia, foul breath, headache, bad taste in the mouth, rheumatism, sallow skin, asthma, acne, indigestion, anemia, eczema, lassitude, mental hebetude, insomnia, anorexia, headaches, diarrhea, flatulence, irritability, cold extremities AND MORE!

Only one of these patients has received our patent pendingMilk and Molasses Enema®. His chronic mania is calmed, and he...
25/09/2021

Only one of these patients has received our patent pending
Milk and Molasses Enema®. His chronic mania is calmed, and he's about to have an explosive, watery epiphany!
Can you pick out that lucky client?

DANCE NIGHT! Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™ we're all about fun times in our lunatic treatment! Here are scenes from our m...
26/08/2021

DANCE NIGHT! Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™ we're all about fun times in our lunatic treatment! Here are scenes from our monthly Sadie Hawkins Dance in the "Violent" Ward. FUN, FUN, FUN and almost no death, injury or cannibalism!

Try Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™ "TRIM JEANS©",performance unisex panties!
28/05/2021

Try Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™ "TRIM JEANS©",
performance unisex panties!

WHAT WE TREAT: Our menu of reasons for admission. SPECIAL TAX DAY SALE! Contact Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™ for discount...
14/04/2021

WHAT WE TREAT: Our menu of reasons for admission.
SPECIAL TAX DAY SALE! Contact Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™ for discount pricing!

Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™...PROUD of our 5⭐️Yelp reviews for helping inebriates, defectives, imbeciles, morons, idiots,...
13/04/2021

Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™...PROUD of our 5⭐️Yelp reviews for helping inebriates, defectives, imbeciles, morons, idiots, screwballs, cuckoos, nutcases, psychos, oddballs and pinheads.

Visit Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™. Forget 'real' biking! Our Magic Bike® offers multiple ways for Looney Ladies to slend...
13/04/2021

Visit Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™. Forget 'real' biking! Our Magic Bike® offers multiple ways for Looney Ladies to slenderize & become more attractive by simply sitting. Slim your uterus by letting it twist you, work away bulky ankles & finally massage your double-chin & jowls into shape & stretch your spine!
JUST DO IT!

As part of our holistic therapy for cuckoos, visit Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™(BLA) for the MOST modern fitness machines....
10/04/2021

As part of our holistic therapy for cuckoos, visit Birmingham Lunatic Asylum™(BLA) for the MOST modern fitness machines. Below: Ab rollers pummel your abs into a bruised washboard mess, while the front handle plunges in & out of your pee-hole making it large and strong! FEEL THE BURN!

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Constitution Hill Road
Birmingham
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+290290 22500

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