21/09/2026
HELLO GARDEN LOVERS!
Nice Big Capitals there, to make sure you can hear me through the Din of Media!
IT IS WITH GREAT SADNESS, No... I lie. I will no longer be available from today, to book as your door to door Gardener, driving about like a Weedy Maniac clearing up other Folks' messy, untidy, unkempt, delapidated, Gardens.
Oh yessss, it was a Tough Gig, but now it's OVER!!!
I need to move on, and enjoy a New Career, as a Much Busier Creative Writer, Allotment Plot Gardener, And... ( and!) Bus Driver! Sooooo.... Sayonara, Garden Lovers, although, as All My Regular Garden Customers know, I will help them from time to time, when I can... because, Folks, These People Care about their Gardens, they Do Not Parachute in Garden Superdudes, who slog their guts out for all their money to drain away, into their diesel costs, tool repairs costs, and leave them with almost No Profit Margin ...
Good Luck, Garden Folks, who need a Superb, Reliable, Trustworthy Gardener, (Thats Me, btw) and Cannot Find One any more, as he has .... Retired! Yeeehaaa! π«‘πβ