Harold the Stoma

06/02/2021

Well I have snuck onto Harold's blog, tried so many different passwords and I hope a few of you get to read this before he does and probably takes it down.I know his password had the word s**t in it but trying to guess the rest, hope they don't get recorded anywhere so here are a few of the ones I tried....

Well I have snuck onto Harold’s blog, tried so many different passwords and I hope a few of you get to read this before he does and probably takes it down.I know his password had the word shi…

30/01/2021

Well, who'd have thought it, 'Kevin the Kidney' and 'Samuel the Stent' have only gone and fallen for each other. I feel like I've been s**t on from a great height. I know I'm covered in s**t most days but this just feels like a betrayal of the worst kind. How could they, how dare they, will life ever be the same....

Well, who’d have thought it, ‘Kevin the Kidney’ and ‘Samuel the Stent’ have only gone and fallen for each other. I feel like I’ve been s**t on from a great heigh…

22/01/2021

Well I must admit its been a long time since I've written to my devoted audience of 's**t followers' (no pun intended) but you know we love you all. It been an incredibly boring 9 months since I last wrote although naughty 'Christopher the Cancer' got a little bit flirty and decided to put on a bit of weight (think its all to do with stuffing our faces during lock down if I'm honest) and he's grown a a bit....

Well I must admit its been a long time since I’ve written to my devoted audience of ‘s**t followers’ (no pun intended) but you know we love you all. It been an incredibly boring 9…

16/04/2020

Well its all been a bit quiet to say the least. Sarah and I have been behaving and so theirs nothing much to write about at the moment. Which is a good thing really as it means Dotty is well. Everything is fine and Dandy I do know however in these times its hard to be social but Dotty has something planned for the weekend. [ 200 more words ]

Well its all been a bit quiet to say the least. Sarah and I have been behaving and so theirs nothing much to write about at the moment. Which is a good thing really as it means Dotty is well. Every…

14/03/2020

The weekend started started off well, a pleasant train 🚄 journey down to London, quiet but pleasant, not many masks to be seen but then not many people either. Arriving at 1.30pm a dognut 🍩and a nice cup of tea 🍵 to start, just talking pleasantry's and reminiscing about old school friends 👨‍💻👨‍🎓👱‍♀️👩‍🚀🧝‍♀️🧝‍♂️ and nights out, all very calm, but then as 6pm drew near I could hear, see feel menance in Dottys voice 🤪🤯 and body language, it was like Dotty didn't want me to be my usual wet liquidy self. [ 115 more words ]

The weekend started started off well, a pleasant train 🚄 journey down to London, quiet but pleasant, not many masks to be seen but then not many people either. Arriving at 1.30pm a dognut 🍩and a ni…

02/03/2020

If you’ve read my section ‘A Chapter of my Life from October 2019’ you will already know ‘Sarah the Stent' was born into me on Tuesday 11th February 2020 after the expulsion of ‘Hilda’ So here I am to tell of her birth and story so far. She’s a quiet curly little tube much shorter and slimmer that ‘Stan the Stent’ who rented a space previously through my ureter but then ladies are usually much more petite than their male counterparts. [ 227 more words ]

If you’ve read my section ‘A Chapter of my Life from October 2019’ you will already know ‘Sarah the Stent’ was born into me on Tuesday 11th February 2020 after the expulsion of ‘Hilda’ So her…

02/03/2020

I have decided to support Diarrhoea Awareness Week Dotty will be most pleased Its runs until Friday

I have decided to support Diarrhoea Awareness Week Dotty will be most pleased Its runs until Friday

28/02/2020

I am literally full of the s**t My favourite saying is ‘No S**t Sherlock’ ‘Big Knickers’ are my best friend I’m not really noticeable under ‘Dotty’s clothes No way! You couldn’t even tell!' becomes your most frequently heard phrase I’m not a Disability, I’m an asset

I am literally full of the s**t My favourite saying is ‘No S**t Sherlock’ ‘Big Knickers’ are my best friend I’m not really noticeable under ‘Dotty’s clothes No way! You couldn’t even tell!’ b…

23/02/2020

So a Few weeks ago it's was my 2nd birthday to be precise, on 25th January 2020. So being the kind young Stoma I am I thought I'd give 'Dotty ' a surprise and boy what a surprise it was - well I was about hit the 'Terrible 2's'. It was Friday 24th January 2020 and Dotty was working in the Office. [ 264 more words ]

So a Few weeks ago it’s was my 2nd birthday to be precise, on 25th January 2020. So being the kind young Stoma I am I thought I’d give ‘Dotty ‘ a surprise and boy what a sur…

23/02/2020

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This is my story on how I arrived on my gorgeous, mad, off her head, owner 'Dotty Cotty' ( they are my words not hers)It wasn't as much as her choice as the choice to live or 'op her clogs' and in reality it was a 'no brainer'.So I was born into this world on…

23/02/2020