Massage Man - Naturally Newed

30/05/2026

23/05/2026

RECEIVED THIS META WARNING TODAY, MAY 23, 2026, REGARDING A POST ON 'MASSAGE MAN' IN 2024!!!!!

THAT POST INCLUDED A PHOTO OF A CUT IN MY LEG, FROM WHICH, ABOUT WHICH, I PENNED SOMETHING!

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LAUGH, or get frustrated?

LAUGH, or wonder just how stupid people can be?

LAUGH, for it ain't going to ruin my day!

NEITHER are "they" going to be allowed to.

BLESSINGS upon all humans. Let AI go to HELL.

28/04/2026

AFTER a winter of . . .

HERE'S what you . . .

DESERVE...

NOW that the first of the summer weather has arrived in Ireland . . .

THERE'S a place for contrasting that which we do

WANT, with that which we do not want (or, don't want just now!)

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SUMMER heat. Summer's heat. Lazy days. Lazing days. Heat. Warmth. Luxuriating at the beach, by the pool, on the decking, in bed, or while travelling, relaxing, or just having a cuppa.

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A time for everything.

AND, now that we are moving into the longest fourteen weeks of 2026, a time to remind ourselves, a time for ME to ask, to remind MYSELF...

"WHAT do I really want to experience this summer?"

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FOR many, that question sends us immediately into all that we do NOT want for this summer!

FOR some, that question invites mixed-emotion imaginings of what they once had, have lost or rejected or neglected.

FOR others, that question kindles a hankering for what they never had, nor what they were denied, or what they see others enjoying but never get to that level of enjoyment, finance, freedom.

"WHAT do I really want to experience this summer?"

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AND, for pretty well all of us, what we DON'T want this summer is the image and memory in the photo: snow, cold, chill, long dark nights, little sunlight, and wet, wet, wet when it isn't snowing!

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"WHAT do I really want to experience this summer?"

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ONE 'experience' that you will - would? - most likely enjoy this Summer of '26, is to allow yourself to treat yourself, or to allow yourself to be treated to, a world-class Massage.

WORLD-CLASS Massage . . .

Hmmmmmm.... let the relaxing imagery, luxuriant memories, delightful expectations, and pampering thoughts float into your awareness, of what that might mean for you. After all, don't you . . .

DESERVE,

WANT,

ENJOY, and

ACCEPT-IN one of life's greatest pleasures: Being Treated To A Wonderful, Relaxing, Ache-Soothing, Simply Sensuous Massage?

28/04/2026

NOW that the first of the summer weather has arrived in Ireland . . .

THERE'S a place for contrasting that which we do

WANT, with that which we do not want (or, don't want just now!)

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SUMMER heat. Summer's heat. Lazy days. Lazing days. Heat. Warmth. Luxuriating at the beach, by the pool, on the decking, in bed, or while travelling, relaxing, or just having a cuppa.

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A time for everything.

AND, now that we are moving into the longest fourteen weeks of 2026, a time to remind ourselves, a time for ME to ask, to remind MYSELF...

"WHAT do I really want to experience this summer?"

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FOR many, that question sends us immediately into all that we do NOT want for this summer!

FOR some, that question invites mixed-emotion imaginings of what they once had, have lost or rejected or neglected.

FOR others, that question kindles a hankering for what they never had, nor what they were denied, or what they see others enjoying but never get to that level of enjoyment, finance, freedom.

"WHAT do I really want to experience this summer?"

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AND, for pretty well all of us, what we DON'T want this summer is the image and memory in the photo: snow, cold, chill, long dark nights, little sunlight, and wet, wet, wet when it isn't snowing!

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"WHAT do I really want to experience this summer?"

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ONE 'experience' that you will - would? - most likely enjoy this Summer of '26, is to allow yourself to treat yourself, or to allow yourself to be treated to, a world-class Massage.

WORLD-CLASS Massage . . .

Hmmmmmm.... let the relaxing imagery, luxuriant memories, delightful expectations, and pampering thoughts float into your awareness, of what that might mean for you. After all, don't you . . .

DESERVE,

WANT,

ENJOY, and

ACCEPT-IN one of life's greatest pleasures: Being Treated To A Wonderful, Relaxing, Ache-Soothing, Simply Sensuous Massage?

02/03/2026

"YOU are allowed to be both a masterpiece and a work in progress at the same time.

HEALING doesn't mean you have to be perfect - it just means you are brave enough to try." [Sophia Bush]

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SHOULD you find that there is nothing left in you to be

HEALED, then, you are the

FINISHED article, aren't you?

[YOU won't really have any need, want, for massage, so.]

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HEALING turns off a lot of people, on its approach into our senses, our sight or hearing. A bit like hearing someone mention to you words such as:

JESUS,

POLITICS,

AWAKENING,

RELIGIOIN,

FORGIVENESS.

YOU know, those icky sort of words? Does

"MASSAGE" turn you off? Or, perhaps the truth of it ought to be:

DO you turn youreself off, when hearing, seeing, that word?

GOOD on you, either way!

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FOR the already-perfect Goddess inside of you, consider this:

WOMEN (and men!) deserve the best in life, of life, for life.

DON'T ye?

AND, for sure and certain, treating yourself to a

LUXURIOUS,

DELIGHT-filled,

REJUVENATING,

RENEWING,

NEWEING massage treatment . . . is just what

YOU

DESERVE . . .

ISN'T it?

18/02/2026

WE are masters at getting out of where our inner wisdom knows we need to be, to rest, to visit, to stay.

LOGIC is a tremendous servant, and a health-busting master.

"OH! I can't afford to get massaged!

CAN'T afford the time!

CAN'T afford the money!

CAN'T afford to let my guard down!

CAN'T afford to let my body heal, in case it'll never start up again!

CAN'T let anyone notice that I'm tense as a taut rubber band!

CAN'T allow a Masseur to know that I am in need of relaxation!

CAN'T . . . can't . . . can't!

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THERE'll be a day coming, sooner than you want, think, when all of those "CAN'T"s of yours will be because of just one reason: you'll be

DEAD.

CAN'T put off your well-being anymore, perhaps?

18/02/2026

scared of being touched? and, too busy to stop controlling time? massage will open you: refreshing, rejuvenating, renewing, newing

10/02/2026

PERHAPS you are experiencing

SENSORY

OVERLOAD?

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AN

ULTRA-MASSAGE Session, lasting as long as you'd like it to be, one hour, two, three, or more (yes, truly, you, YOU decide when you've had your fill!) . . .

MIGHT be just the ticket for you.

RECEIVING a truly

CALMING, restful, relaxing, rejuvenating, delightful

ULTRA-MASSAGE

AMIDST

EUCALYPTUS,

ASH, and

HOLLY trees, with dozens of

BIRDS providing a

JOYOUS and

DELIGHTFUL

CHORUS to induce that longed-for total relaxation....

MIGHT WELL BE THE TICKET, ALRIGHT!

10/02/2026

MASSAGE . . .

Manages Pain

Improves Flexibility

Reduces Muscle Spasms

Improves Circulation

Counteracts the Effects of Prolonged Sitting

Reduces Headaches

Benefits the Digestive System

Decompresses Your Spine

Lowers Stress and Encourages Relaxation

Promotes Better Sleep

Helps with Anxiety and Depression

Boosts Focus

Tempers Effects of Dementia.

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MASSAGE is

FOR

YOU...