20/06/2023
Hey everyone! I'm Eddie- a big goofy gangly gorgeous boy, or so I'm told. When I was about 3 and a half months old I was hanging around the roads in Co. Clare, very hungry and very smelly apparently. A man caught me (eventually!... he chased me for a long time and I gave him a good run for his money!) and he brought me to the pound in his white van. I was nervous with men, but this one was ok... They called him 'The Warden'...I think it's a Mafia title or something. Another guy with a Mafia title- 'The Vet' looked at me and poked me (and OMG, I think he actually drugged me! I saw the needle he tried to hide and I felt it too!
There were human girls at the pound too and they were so nice, they petted me and fed me. And there were other dogs there as well, I think Mr. Warden chased them around for a long time too.
Then a couple of days later Mr. Warden brought a human lady into my room… She kneeled down and petted me for aaaages. She said I was lovely and that I stank. Then she put a collar on me and brought me with her while she did some writing… and then she put me in her car… woohoo, roadtriiiiip!!! She told me my new name was Eddie and we were going to get something done about my stink. And she kept saying I was a good girl, whatever that was about.
When the roadtrip was over I was checked into a spa resort for a cleansing massage and a haircut. The servant couldn’t save my hair except a bit on my face cos it was too knotted and lumpy all over. So I got a buzzcut. I got my ears cleaned and my nails cut too. The human lady with the car came for me again and my servant told her that under all my knotted hair they found something a girl shouldn’t have!
In the car for the next roadtrip the human lady kept saying I was a good boy :)
The next time we stopped we were at a house, and I was allowed into it… like, right inside- not just the garden. There was a soft bed in a crate and lots of toys and dishes of food and water. I ate all the food and met the manchild that lives there, he was cool.
I liked this place, and wondered how long I’d be allowed to stay. I think the human lady read my mind… she told me I was home.
‘Home’.
My home? Really?
And my very own humans?!?…
Best. Day. Ever. 🥹
So that's my story and the beginning of my life as the proud owner of two humans. I made a page so you can ogle over me and watch me grow. I'll update you with the progress the humans make too... they seem like fast learners, I've already trained them to pet me by just making eye contact with them.
Laters! x
