16/07/2024
1. If she says "I love you" during s*x just keep in mind
that she is talking to the p***s.... not to you.
If you know
You know😁🤣🤣
2. Girls only fart around guys
they love.. So if you
never heard your girl fart.. I got news for you my
brother..😁😹😹
3. Men who date slim
girls should be rewarded...it's not
easy to be sleeping
with plywoods😁🫣😎
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4. Some girls will be thinking they're getting younger
just because they are light skinned and still beautiful. May God open
your eyes to see how old you are my
sisters.....😜😹😹
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5. Blessed are those boys that have no girlfriend for
they shall enjoy their pocket money😅😅🤷🏿♂️
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6. Someone just told a girl that she’s
so ugly even if
she swallowed magnets she won’t be attractive😬🙆🏾♂️😹😹😹
, 7. " IT'S better you keep silent, because anything you
say will be use against you in the court of law " Move
That is the only English Nigerian police can speak
fluently😅😅😅
8. This people that keeps asking can u exchange me
for 1million naira, can u slap me for 10million naira,
they don't even know that with the present situation of nigeria now i
can exchange them with bread and
minerals🤧😓😓:::;;;;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
9.Everything is changing, even pregnancy is no
longer 9 months again Somebody will get
married in April & give birth in August ::;;;::::::;;;:;::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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10.Some parents want their daughters to get
married but don't allow them to go out. What do
they expect them to do? Sit at home and
download the husband?*😹😹
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11.The devil that make everyone
fall asleep in
Church and Mosque is the same devil that
keeps them awake at night clubs
Devil is Real😅😅😹
