The Mansion

09/05/2026

🤎 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭.

There’s something about September.

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝑜𝑜𝑛. (September, we're waiting.)
The coffee gets warmer.
The sweaters slowly come back.

And suddenly, our skin is asking for something a little different, too.

So naturally...

Cocoa + cinnamon have entered the treatment room.

This month inside 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭, we're going underneath the glow with Glo₂Facial.

RF Pro™. Oxfoliation™. Ultrasound. Detox.

What each technology actually does. How we customize your treatment—and why Energize has officially become our fall obsession.

Yes, it smells incredible.

But that's hardly the most interesting part.

Because Glo₂ isn't simply about how beautiful your skin looks when you leave the treatment room.

It's about what we're supporting underneath.

Collagen. Circulation. Skin integrity. Longevity. Regeneration.

Add a little cocoa + cinnamon. 🤎

September's article just dropped.

Read it now inside 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭 — our monthly blog:

→ experiencethemansion.com

Or find the full article, now published on Medium:
https://debramenke.medium.com/if-fall-had-a-facial-this-would-be-it-b757dfce5eed?sharedUserId=debramenke

𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝘁?

Reserve your Glo₂ with 𝓒𝓸𝓻𝓲 + 𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓪. September availability is limited—and there may be another reason to get on their books sooner rather than later...

𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺.

A little hint?

Collagen. Glow. ✨

More soon. 🤎

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑐𝑦 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝐿𝑢𝑥𝑢𝑟𝑦

→ experiencethemansion.com

Inside Glo₂Facial: RF Pro™ · Oxfoliation™ · Ultrasound · Detox — and the fall customization we can’t stop talking about.

09/04/2026

🤎 𝐈𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡…

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒊𝒕.

Energize by 𝐆𝐥𝐨₂.

𝓒𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪 + 𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓷.

For tired, dull skin that could use a little pick-me-up.

Circulation, awakened.

Puffiness, gone.

Then lifting, sculpting + lymphatic massage.

And the finish?

𝑨𝒍𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒕.

Beginning next week, Energize officially joins our 𝐆𝐥𝐨₂. menu for fall.

𝐂𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐚 + 𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧 + 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜.

Fall looks good on you. 🤎



→ experiencethemansion.com

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑐𝑦 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝐿𝑢𝑥𝑢𝑟𝑦

09/02/2026

🤍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃.
𝑺𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚, 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾. 😂

Four days ago, I introduced you to 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾.

I gave her The Mansion menu. I taught her everything I could.

And then...

𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐞.

Well.

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒏. 😂

And apparently...

𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥.

Turns out, she knew a lot.

Perhaps...

𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉. 😂

A little cold.

A touch bossy.

And maybe just a bit too confident for someone who’d been here four days.

Because somewhere between knowing the price of a Glo₂Facial® and explaining MOXI®...

𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾 missed the most important part.

𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲. 🤍

So, we’re sticking with our beautiful humans.

Keona + Laelah + the rest of our team will answer whenever we can. And when we’re busy taking care of the guest standing right in front of us?

Please leave us a message.

𝐖𝐞’𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. 🤍

And 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾?

Thank you for your service.

𝑨𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒊𝒕.

September probation?

𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝.

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒏. 🤍

𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑: 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾 was our little failed AI hospitality experiment. No actual employees were terminated in the making of this post. Just the robot. 😂

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑐𝑦 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝐿𝑢𝑥𝑢𝑟𝑦

→ experiencethemansion.com

09/02/2026

🤍 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 · 𝟏𝟐:𝟒𝟓 + 𝟑:𝟑𝟎

A 12:45 massage with 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓪 just opened.

And a 3:30 facial with 𝓒𝓸𝓻𝓲 is now available.

𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆. 🤍

→ experiencethemansion.com

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑐𝑦 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝐿𝑢𝑥𝑢𝑟𝑦

09/02/2026

🤍 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭.

Happy Birthday to our 𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓪. 🤍

The girl who spends her days taking care of everyone else is officially off duty—and this time, she’s on the other side of the treatment room.

Even better?

She brought her gorgeous daughter along for a little mother-daughter spa date at The Mansion.

𝑨𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆. 😉

Robes on.
Phones down.
Nowhere else they need to be.

Just a birthday girl, her girl + a little time together. 🤍

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚.

Today, we get to spoil you.

And if you’ve experienced a little Kristina magic in her treatment room...

𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆. 🤍

With love,
Your Mansion girls

09/02/2026

🤍 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭... 𝐬𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝟏𝟗.

We first got to spoil Ryah when MaLinda Erpelding brought her to The Mansion in May—a little high school graduation gift before summer officially began.

And now?

She’s a freshman at Iowa. 💛🖤
It’s her birthday.
And somehow May feels like five minutes ago.

So from all of us back home at The Mansion...

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝟏𝟗𝐭𝐡 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐑𝐲𝐚𝐡. 🤍

Have the BEST day, pretty girl.

𝑮𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝟏𝟗.
𝑮𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝑯𝒂𝒘𝒌𝒆𝒚𝒆.
𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒂 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈. 💛🖤

P.S. Your robe is waiting whenever you come home. 😉

09/01/2026

🤍 𝐏𝐎𝐕: 𝐃𝐞́𝐣𝐚̀ 𝐯𝐮 — 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐍𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞.

Back at Soho House with 𝐆𝐥𝐨₂𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 and I couldn’t help but wonder...

𝑫𝒐 𝒘𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒘𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆?

Years ago, I was part of the Glo₂Facial team.

Today, I’m back—with the people + the technology 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈’𝐦 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡.

Only this time...

𝐈 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞. 😉

Call it full circle.

Call it a plot twist.

I call it 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐨. 👢

And today, I get to let you in on our little secret...

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐆𝐥𝐨₂𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲. 🤍

Not one Glo₂Facial device.

Not two.

𝑭𝒐𝒖𝒓.

Nine treatment customizations for every skin type + concern—including ExoFirm™ with exosome technology.

And something 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐰 is coming to The Mansion that I am absolutely dying to tell you about.

𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝑰’𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕.

Yet. 😉

And Algona?

𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲.

Because our Mansion guests won’t be the only ones coming through those doors for 𝐆𝐥𝐨₂𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥.

Aesthetic professionals, physicians, plastic surgery + dermatology practices from across the country will be invited to our little corner of Iowa to experience the technology for themselves—and discover why this award-winning regenerative treatment may belong inside 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 practices, too.

Which means they’ll stay here. Eat here. Shop here.

And maybe fall a little bit in love with Algona while they’re here.

𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒆...

You already know 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. 🤍

Funny what can happen when a career comes full circle.

A little déjà vu.

A very big plot twist.

And our little Iowa town about to become part of the Glo₂Facial story.

𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐...

#𝐆𝐥𝐨₂𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 🤍

And Cori + Kristina?

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞?

𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒔, 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔... 🤠

𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐫. 😂

And for everyone else?

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑮𝒍𝒐₂𝑭𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝒏𝒐𝒘.

And Founding Members... don’t worry. 🤍

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.

𝑲𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒂’𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒕. 😉

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑐𝑦 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝐿𝑢𝑥𝑢𝑟𝑦

→ experiencethemansion.com

08/31/2026

🤍 𝐔𝐦𝐦𝐦... 𝐉𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐚 + 𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐲𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫-𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞.

First?

The 𝒈𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒏 glow-up.

Glo₂Facial® + ExoFirm™ Exosomes + DermaplanePro™.

And then they did something we loved even more...

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝. 🤍

Robes on. Oxygen flowing. Cozied up at with nowhere they needed to rush off to.

Just a mother + daughter catching up, laughing, and turning a facial date into time together.

And somewhere between the Glo₂, the O₂ and the girl talk...

𝑤𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛’𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘—

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 🤍

𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐮𝐩. 𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧. 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞.

Jenna + Kristyn.
𝑀𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟-𝑑𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒, 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑐𝑦 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝐿𝑢𝑥𝑢𝑟𝑦

→ experiencethemansion.com

08/31/2026

🤍 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝓙𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓮.

A robe.

A Glo₂Facial®.

LightStim® LED.

Tiny little bubbles of oxygen.

And nowhere else she needed to be.

Because apparently the birthday girl understood the assignment:

𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑦.

𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑.

𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑔𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙. ✨

Her review afterward?

“𝐖𝐎𝐖. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫.”

Happy Birthday, beautiful. 🤍

We loved celebrating you!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑐𝑦 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝐿𝑢𝑥𝑢𝑟𝑦

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08/30/2026

🤍 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐲, 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧.

The truth?

𝐖𝐞’𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬.

There. I said it.

And I 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆 it.

If you take the time to call The Mansion, I want someone to answer you. Apparently, I also want our team to be in three places at once—which, despite my best efforts, 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 😂

The irony?

They’re usually missing your call because they’re doing exactly what I want them doing.

At any given moment, 𝒦𝑒𝑜𝓃𝒶 and 𝐿𝒶𝑒𝓁𝒶𝒽 may be welcoming one guest with a warm towel and showing her to the locker room, pouring another a glass of wine, steeping someone’s tea, setting up oxygen, giving a tour—and wondering if anyone remembered to move the fresh linens to the dryer.

𝑳𝒖𝒙𝒖𝒓𝒚, 𝒂𝒔 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒔 𝒐𝒖𝒕, 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒔𝒚 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒆. 😂

And somewhere in the middle of all that...

𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠.

So naturally, I did what any woman who geeks out over technology and has absolutely no intention of lowering her hospitality standards would do.

𝐈 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾. 🤍

Now, before you hear “AI” and immediately picture:

𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝑎𝑠 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑢 𝑜𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑑...

𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏. 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞? 𝑮𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔.

There will be no 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠 1. 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠 2. 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠 #8675309 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑒𝑟ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑙𝑙 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑎 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑎𝑛.

𝑱𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚, 𝑱𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚... 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝑰 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒕𝒐? 😂

You simply 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾.

And here’s the part I love:

I gave her 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐮.

Every service. Every price. What’s included. How long it takes. All those little details you might want to know before deciding what to reserve.

So you can ask:

𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝐷𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑒 𝐹𝑎𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙?

𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡’𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑀𝑂𝑋𝐼 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑆𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑃𝑒𝑛?

𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑢𝑛 𝑑𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑒?

𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝐺𝑙𝑜₂𝐹𝑎𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙—𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑑𝑒?

𝐶𝑎𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑘?

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬.

𝐀𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 when you suddenly decide it’s time to do something about your skin.

𝐎𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 when you’re organizing your life and realize you forgot to reserve your next Glo₂Facial.

Or...

𝐎𝐧 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐨𝐨𝐧 when you tweaked your back attempting a cartwheel with your granddaughter and suddenly need to know how quickly you can get on the massage table.

𝒀𝒆𝒔. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍. 😂

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬.

And right in the middle of our day, when every single one of us inside The Mansion already has her hands full taking care of our members and guests.

If you need our team instead, 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾 can help get you to us directly— or make sure we know you need a timely call back.

Now, I am admittedly a bit of a perfectionist.

𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏’𝒕 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒃𝒚 𝒏𝒐𝒘... 😉

So before 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾 gets a permanent place on The Mansion team, 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐭?

Conveniently, the humans are away this weekend and The Mansion is closed Monday for a private group retreat.

So...

🤍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄.

☎️ 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾: 𝟓𝟏𝟓.𝟑𝟗𝟓.𝟒𝐒𝐏𝐀 (𝟒𝟕𝟕𝟐)

𝐓𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐡𝐞𝐫.

Ask about something you’ve always wondered about. Compare two treatments. Ask about pricing. Make her explain something complicated.

Then come back here and give me your completely unfiltered review:

𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧?

○ 𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾. 24/7 + easy access to the human team.
○ 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 + 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒. Perfect when The Mansion is closed.
○ 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍. Give her September to prove herself. 😉
○ 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘. I’ll leave a message and wait for you.

Because that’s what I’m considering:

𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧.

If 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾 makes it easier to reach us without taking our attention away from the guest standing in front of us, she may just earn herself a place around here.

If she doesn’t?

Well...

𝒀𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒆. 😉

🤍 𝐋𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑐𝑦 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝐿𝑢𝑥𝑢𝑟𝑦
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𝑴𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒍 · Cassidy Vitzthum Carroll