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Not all heroes wear capes (some reside on shower shelves)
10/13/2026

Not all heroes wear capes (some reside on shower shelves)

10/09/2026

When bae says something new hitting the Friday night menu 😈

The long-term effects of a good pair of jeans: Great ass. Less great for your ass.Hours of sitting in tight denim can me...
09/17/2026

The long-term effects of a good pair of jeans: Great ass. Less great for your ass.

Hours of sitting in tight denim can mean heat, sweat, friction and moisture getting trapped against some very sensitive skin. Over time, that can contribute to irritation, itching and a compromised skin barrier.

That’s where Hole Serum comes in. Designed for intimate skin, it hydrates, soothes, and helps protect your barrier from daily friction. Keep the jeans, lose the discomfort.

Your shower routine has one more place to go.
09/09/2026

Your shower routine has one more place to go.

We’re here to change your perspective.
09/06/2026

We’re here to change your perspective.

pH is one powerful acronym—especially when it comes to between the cheeks comfort. Swipe through for a lesson in periana...
09/01/2026

pH is one powerful acronym—especially when it comes to between the cheeks comfort. Swipe through for a lesson in perianal pH, and why Hole Cleaner’s levels just hit different.

🎶 (Hole) Controlla, ControllaYou like it, when I get...Botanical Tell you to, get...OTC, yeah...🎶
08/21/2026

🎶 (Hole) Controlla, Controlla
You like it, when I get...Botanical
Tell you to, get...OTC, yeah...🎶

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08/14/2026

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Soothe ItGroove itLunge itSponge itSquat itDip itBoop Upgrade it
08/11/2026

Soothe It
Groove it
Lunge it
Sponge it
Squat it
Dip it
Boop
Upgrade it

Over 100k bottles sold. Over 100k holes soothed.Over 100k minds changed about whether this part of the body deserves the...
08/05/2026

Over 100k bottles sold.
Over 100k holes soothed.
Over 100k minds changed about whether this part of the body deserves the same targeted care the rest of our bodies get.

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