The Hemp Witch

The Hemp Witch Hi! I'm Tessa, owner and founder of The H**p Witch. Many of my products are also medicated with Organic CBD from whole H**p!

I make herbal products using living plants that I ethically forage, harvest, and extract to form the potent base of my products.

Keeping up with all our insane deals today doesn't have to be confusing! Here they are in one place.
12/02/2024

Keeping up with all our insane deals today doesn't have to be confusing! Here they are in one place.

All Cyber Deals End 12/3! Cramp Crusher comes FREE with every order. One per Purchase.
12/02/2024

All Cyber Deals End 12/3! Cramp Crusher comes FREE with every order. One per Purchase.

12/02/2024

Cyber Monday Deals! ONE DAY ONLY!

FREE Cramp Crusher with EVERY purchase!Say hello to Cramp Crusher—your topical tool for menstrual comfort and relief. 🌿 ...
11/30/2024

FREE Cramp Crusher with EVERY purchase!
Say hello to Cramp Crusher—your topical tool for menstrual comfort and relief.

🌿 Packed with CBD to calm inflammation, castor oil for deep tissue nourishment, and a potent herbal blend crafted to support uterine health:

✨ Arnica to ease muscle tension and reduce soreness
✨ Silk Tassel to stabilize spasms and calm cramping
✨ Calendula to address stagnation and promote healthy lymphatic flow
✨ Ginger to boost circulation and relieve pain naturally
✨ Red Raspberry Leaf to support uterine tone
✨ Chamomile for gentle relaxation and stress relief
✨ Motherwort to harmonize uterine contractions

Apply to areas of discomfort and let this synergistic blend bring balance back to your body. Whether tackling menstrual cramps, muscle spasms, or soft tissue aches, Cramp Crusher is here to help you find some relief.

Limit one person order. Offer ends 12/3.

Offer cannot be combined with other promotions.
11/30/2024

Offer cannot be combined with other promotions.

✨ Holy H**p Gel Cream: The Glow-Up Your Skin Deserves ✨6 years strong, and still our #1 Best-Selling Skincare Product! ...
11/30/2024

✨ Holy H**p Gel Cream: The Glow-Up Your Skin Deserves ✨

6 years strong, and still our #1 Best-Selling Skincare Product! 🏆 Meet Holy H**p Gel Cream, your one-stop skincare hero that hydrates, soothes, and balances your skin while giving you a radiant, healthy glow. Whether you're a skincare minimalist or layering pro, this is the product you can’t live without.

💧 Why It’s Everyone’s Holy Grail:
Holy H**p does the work of multiple skincare products:
Nutritive Serum ✔️
Moisturizer ✔️
Skin Healer ✔️
Hydrating Primer ✔️

It deeply hydrates without feeling heavy, balances oily skin, kills acne-causing bacteria, calms inflammation, and instantly smooths your skin’s texture.

🌿 Star Ingredients for Your Glow Goals:
Full Spectrum CBD: Anti-inflammatory magic that soothes redness, irritation, and supports a strong, healthy skin barrier.

Centella Asiatica (Gotu Kola): A collagen-boosting powerhouse that firms and tightens skin while repairing damage and reducing inflammation.

Wild Rose Hips: Packed with Vitamin C and antioxidants to protect against free-radical damage, brighten your skin tone, and reduce fine lines.

Organic Aloe Vera: Delivers long-lasting hydration while calming redness and irritation.

Glycerine: A hydrating humectant that draws moisture into the skin for plump, dewy perfection.

🌟 Why It Works:
Unlike heavy creams or overly drying serums, Holy H**p is perfectly balanced. It draws moisture deep into your skin without clogging pores or leaving an oily residue. It's also lightweight enough for oily skin types and layerable for those with dry or combination skin.

✨ Why Holy H**p Reigns Supreme:
The secret to its success? Pure, powerful botanicals and a formula designed to support and protect your skin barrier—because healthy skin is glowing skin. It’s no wonder Holy H**p has been your go-to for 6 years running!

📦 Grab it now and experience the skincare MVP everyone’s raving about.

This year, stick it to the man by supporting small, local, and women owned businesses. By the 'man', I mean Bezos and th...
11/30/2024

This year, stick it to the man by supporting small, local, and women owned businesses. By the 'man', I mean Bezos and the other billionaires who control just about everything in this pretend democracy run by oligarchs and overlords.

Shopping small is an act of resistance and ensures your hard earned dollars go directly towards the business owners, their families, employees, and yes, local communities!

Shopping small can be costly, and I don't want my fellow customers who are ballin' on a budget to worry about breaking the bank by supporting my business.

Today, I've introduced 6 badass bundles at discounted rates up to 55% off! In addition, I'm launching mini bundles under $35 and some FLAMING HOT DEALS for Black Friday & cyber weekend.

Make sure you're subscribed to my newsletter for subscriber only coupons to use on your purchases & free shipping offers that I offer for limited 24 hour periods!

Subscribe at tessaroseherbalism.beehiiv.com or directly on my website for an extra 15% off!

✨ Butter Face H**p Repairing Balm: Your Skin’s Winter Weapon✨Dry, chapped, or irritated skin got you down? Butter Face i...
11/30/2024

✨ Butter Face H**p Repairing Balm: Your Skin’s Winter Weapon✨

Dry, chapped, or irritated skin got you down? Butter Face is here to save the day (and your skin barrier)! This ultra-gentle balm is packed with skin-loving botanicals and nourishing oils designed to heal, soften, and protect every inch of your skin—yes, even the most sensitive spots.

🌿 Why You'll Love It:
H**p Seed Oil: This superfood oil is rich in Omega-3 and Omega-6 fatty acids, Vitamin E, and essential minerals to balance oil production, reduce inflammation, and deeply hydrate. Think of it as a multivitamin for your skin.

Gotu Kola & Calendula: These antioxidant-rich herbs work overtime to soothe irritation, boost collagen, and heal dry or damaged skin. Plus, Calendula’s antifungal properties keep your skin clear and happy.

Yarrow & Lavender: Toning, tightening, and calming, these powerhouse herbs fight redness, kill acne-causing bacteria, and reduce puffiness. Lavender also helps to calm irritated skin and your senses.

Raw Virgin Coconut & H**p Seed Oil: A natural protective barrier that locks in & Balance moisture without clogging pores.

💛 Why It’s a Game-Changer:
Butter Face isn't just for your face—it's an all-over balm that’s lightweight enough for daily use yet powerful enough to soothe rashy, inflamed & chapped skin, and minor boo-boo’s. Use it as the final step in your skincare routine to seal in hydration or slather it on before braving the elements in the morning.

💫 Slugging without the sludge: Ditch the petroleum-based balms and embrace nature’s healing oils instead. Butter Face leaves your skin silky, nourished, and glowing—not greasy.

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💫 Meet Your Skin’s Dream Team: #1 Organic Skincare Best Sellers Set 💫What’s better than radiant, happy skin? A lineup o...
11/30/2024

💫 Meet Your Skin’s Dream Team: #1 Organic Skincare Best Sellers Set 💫

What’s better than radiant, happy skin? A lineup of your favorite FULL SIZED skincare MVPs bundled into one limited-edition set! Say hello to the #1 Skincare Best Sellers Gift Set, featuring three cult-favorite products your skin will absolutely crave:

✨ Dirt Magnet Oil Cleanser
Effortlessly melt away makeup, dirt, and impurities without stripping your skin. This gentle oil-based cleanser uses powerhouse ingredients like Calendula, Lavender, and Neem to calm inflammation, kill acne-causing bacteria, and balance natural oils. Oil clings to dirt like a magnet while nourishing your skin—because cleansing shouldn’t leave you high and dry.

✨ Holy H**p Gel Cream
This lightweight moisturizer-serum hybrid is your skin’s multitasking bestie. Packed with Centella asiatica Extract, Rose Hips, and Full-Spectrum CBD, Holy H**p calms redness, balances oily skin, and repairs your barrier while deeply hydrating. Whether you have oily, dry, or combination skin, this one-stop solution will keep you plump, smooth, and radiant.

✨ Butter Face H**p Repairing Balm
Dry, irritated skin? Say no more. This ultra-nourishing balm is here to soothe and protect with a blend of H**p Seed Oil, Gotu Kola, Calendula, and Yarrow. It’s your ultimate barrier protector and skin healer in one, perfect for chapped skin, eczema, or a final step to seal in hydration for that dewy glow.

💛 Why Your Face Needs This Set:
These three skincare heavyweights work together to cleanse, hydrate, and protect your skin barrier, leaving you with a clear, calm, and glowing complexion. From removing makeup to repairing damage from environmental stressors, this bestselling set has your back (and face!) every step of the way.

📦 Available for a Limited Time Only!
Don’t sleep on this skincare trifecta—snag the #1 Best Sellers Gift Set before it’s gone! Your skin will thank you.
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✨ Cream Pie Cleansing Balm: The Only Cream Pie You Can Afford in this Economy 🍰✨Let’s be real—your skin works hard. It b...
11/30/2024

✨ Cream Pie Cleansing Balm: The Only Cream Pie You Can Afford in this Economy 🍰✨

Let’s be real—your skin works hard. It battles makeup, sunscreen, dirt, pollution, and who knows what else daily. Enter Cream Pie Cleansing Balm, your new skincare MVP that cleanses, nourishes, and restores without ever stripping your skin.

💧 Why Balm Cleansing?
Unlike harsh soaps that disrupt your skin barrier and leave you tight and dry, oil-based cleansers like Cream Pie melt away dirt, oil, and makeup while nourishing your skin. Oils attract impurities like a magnet, lifting them away without stripping your natural protective barrier. The result? Fresh, clean skin that’s soft, hydrated, and ready to glow.

🌿 Key Ingredients & Why They’re Amazing:
Coconut MCT Oil: Lightweight and deeply cleansing, this oil removes impurities while leaving your skin silky smooth.
Calendula: Packed with antioxidants, this golden herbal infusion soothes irritation, boosts skin healing, and protects against free radicals.
Rosehip-Infused Jojoba Oil: Rich in Vitamin C and fatty acids, it hydrates, evens skin tone, and supports collagen production for radiant skin.
Yarrow: A powerful antibacterial herb that tones and tightens pores while calming inflammation.
Caramel Clay: Gently exfoliates and detoxifies, revealing glowing, polished skin without abrasive scrubbing or chemical disruption to your microbiome.
Neem Oil: This underrated skincare hero fights acne-causing bacteria, supports elasticity, and soothes irritation.

🍋 Essential Oil Blend:
A refreshing mix of Clementine, Clary Sage, Lemon, and Chamomile essential oils not only smells divine but also calms redness and brightens your complexion.

🌟 Pro Tip:
Swap your abrasive exfoliants and try this creamy, clay packed balm to gently but effectively buff away dead skin without damage.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:
Gentle enough for daily use.
Perfect for ALL skin types (yes, even oily and acne-prone!).
Handmade with love, wildcrafted herbs, and zero harsh chemicals.
Ditch the soaps and give your skin the nourishing cleanse it deserves. Your face has never felt so dreamy.

🌹✨ Meet Your Skin’s New Best Friends: #2 Nourish My Face Gift Set! ✨🌹Dry, tired, irritated skin? Let’s fix that. This l...
11/30/2024

🌹✨ Meet Your Skin’s New Best Friends: #2 Nourish My Face Gift Set! ✨🌹
Dry, tired, irritated skin? Let’s fix that. This limited-edition skincare trio is packed with skin-loving ingredients that cleanse, heal, and hydrate—restoring your skin’s natural glow and resilience.
🌟 What’s Inside:
1️⃣ Cream Pie Cleansing Balm
This multitasking balm-to-cream cleanser is a makeup remover, gentle exfoliator, and skin-nourishing wonder all in one.
Caramel Clay draws out impurities while gently polishing for radiant, smooth skin.
Shea Butter hydrates and prevents dryness, leaving your skin feeling soft and balanced.
Herbal Oils (Calendula, Neem, Rosehips) fight acne-causing bacteria, heal the skin barrier, and protect against free radicals.
2️⃣ Butter Face H**p Repairing Balm
Your go-to for chapped, dry, & irritated skin, this repairing balm doubles as a protective skin barrier and a multivitamin for your face!
H**p Seed Oil is rich in Omega-3 and -6 fatty acids to balance oil production, reduce breakouts, and calm inflammation.
Gotu Kola & Calendula boost collagen production, heal damaged skin, and reduce puffiness.
H**p Flower infused Virgin Coconut Oil zaps inflammation & seals in hydration, providing a silky-smooth finish without clogging pores.
3️⃣ Rose Hip Fruit Facial Oil
Feed your skin with the ultimate superfood! This skin mimicking oil is loaded with antioxidants and essential nutrients to protect and restore your skin barrier.
Whole, Wild Rosehips (not just seeds!) deliver Vitamin A, C, and E to fight oxidative damage, stimulate collagen, and fade fine lines.
Phenols & Flavonoids help reduce inflammation, even skin tone, and brighten your complexion.
💧 Why It Works:
This powerhouse trio is designed to cleanse, heal, and strengthen your skin barrier, protecting it from environmental stressors while deeply nourishing each layer. From antioxidant-packed oils to gently polishing clays, your skin gets everything it needs to thrive this winter.
💡 Perfect for:
Rebuilding and protecting your skin barrier from dryness, pollution, and the elements.
Keeping your skin radiant and resilient year-round, especially in the winter or dry, sunny climates.

✨ Let’s Talk Dirty: Dirt Magnet Oil Cleanser ✨Say goodbye to dry, irritated skin and hello to the ultimate cleansing exp...
11/30/2024

✨ Let’s Talk Dirty: Dirt Magnet Oil Cleanser ✨
Say goodbye to dry, irritated skin and hello to the ultimate cleansing experience. Dirt Magnet is more than just a cleanser—it’s a skin-balancing ritual. Designed for all skin types, this oil cleanser removes makeup, impurities, and pollutants while leaving your skin hydrated, calm, and clear.
💧 Why Oil Cleansing?
Unlike harsh soaps, oil cleansing works with your skin, not against it. Oils bind to dirt, makeup, and excess sebum like a magnet, washing them away without stripping your natural moisture barrier. The result? Balanced, nourished, and happy skin.
🌿 Ingredient Spotlights:
Organic Cold-Pressed Virgin Olive Oil: Rich in vitamins A, D, K, and E, EVOO is an antioxidant powerhouse that combats free radicals and environmental damage. Its pH-neutral, heavy texture ensures impurities are lifted away while keeping your skin’s moisture intact.
Hexane-Free Castor Oil: Loaded with ricinoleic acid, this anti-inflammatory oil helps soothe irritation, fight bacteria, and deeply cleanse pores without drying out your skin.
Neem Oil: The ultimate secret weapon for reducing breakouts, repairing skin, and boosting elasticity, Neem kills bacteria & keeps your skin clear.
✨ Extra Herbal Magic:
Calendula: Stimulates lymphatic drainage and heals irritated skin.
Rose Petals: Reduces redness, balances pH, and smells like a dream.
Lavender: A calming anti-inflammatory herb that also kills acne-causing bacteria. Infused for optimal potency, this lavender brings a fragrant and gentle touch to every cleanse.
🌟 The Game-Changer: Full-Spectrum CBD from Cannabis sativa
CBD's anti-inflammatory and antibacterial properties soothe redness and irritation, making Dirt Magnet a must-have for sensitive, inflamed, and breakout-prone skin.
💡 Pro Tip: 3x a week, follow up with a gentle foaming cleanser, a clarifying toner, or an exfoliating product for the squeakiest of cleans.
✨ Deep cleanse. Hydrate. Balance. Dirt Magnet isn’t just a cleanser—it’s your skin’s new best friend.

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