06/17/2026
There are things in this life you simply do not question.
The uterus-chocolate agreement is one of them๐ซ
She didn't negotiate it. She didn't explain it. She just decided, sometime around age 13, that chocolate was non-negotiable during certain days of the month and has never once wavered on that position.
You tried to fight it once. You know how that went.
Tag someone who has fully stopped questioning it and is just buying the good chocolate now ๐
(The Cuterus plushie has also accepted this. She's at peace with it.)
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