05/30/2026
šø Rexās Report from Home
Mom abandoned me.
Okay, okay⦠she says sheās at a Rotary conference, but I think thatās just a fancy way of saying sheās spending the weekend somewhere without me.
The good news? Nanny has been on a mission to make sure Mom doesnāt miss me too much. Every few hours thereās another photo shoot.
āLook handsome, Rex.ā
āTurn your head, Rex.ā
āSmile, Rex.ā
I donāt want to brag, but I think Iām handling it like a professional model. As you can see, Iāve been posing in my jungle lounge, supervising the houseplants, and making sure everyone remembers who the real star of this family is.
Mom keeps getting picture updates, and from what I hear, theyāre working. She says she misses me. I think she should probably come home soon just to be safe.
Until then, Iāll continue my important duties: posing, napping, and accepting treats in exchange for photos.
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ā Rex, keeping Mom supplied with daily cuteness while sheās away.