09/07/2025
🪙 The Wild Goose Buck™ — Free Ink if You Catch One
This ain’t something you can buy. This is something that finds you.
It’s the rarest bill in the Barstons Roth economy — the Wild Goose Buck™.
How it works:
• Hidden like treasure.
• If it shows up in your world, you’ve just unlocked a FREE tattoo at Ink8ight Tattoos.
• No fine print, no gimmicks — this goose pays in ink.
Where you might stumble on it:
• Inside a Barstons Roth Academy clothing package.
• Slipped into your tattoo session at Ink8ight.
• Handed off after a Midwest Lawn Empire yard cut.
• Tucked inside a FullyFed3 SnackShack order.