04/05/2026
Dear Facebook… it’s me, not you.
Actually no… it is you. 👍
My account has been hacked for a while now and I’ve tried EVERYTHING to get it back.
Emails, forms, smoke signals… nothing.
Meanwhile the hackers are thriving and I’m locked out of my own life 🙃
I try to make a new account…
and Facebook is like: “you’re violating community guidelines.”
Sir. I haven’t even posted yet.
At this point it feels like a toxic relationship I should’ve left years ago…
So I’m done.
You win, Facebook. Enjoy the chaos.
To everyone still here with me — I love you 🤍
I’m officially unplugging this from Instagram soon…
So if you actually want to keep up with me (and not the hackers lol),
come hang out here → ✨
This is where the real party is anyway.