Team Apocalypse

10/16/2024

Please settle this argument from Dumb and Dumber - Can you, or can you not, double stamp a triple stamp?

10/16/2024

Macallan 25, excuse me, THE Macallan 25, is a high end, single malt scotch wh***ey sealed in, excuse me, "matured" in, sherry seasoned oak casks from Spain for 25 years (or so they say). It sells for $2500.00 - $3,000 depending on where you buy it.

Although I've never had the privilege to sample a swig, I can already tell you from experience what it tastes like. It tastes like disappointment.

If you were to hold a blind taste test between scotch wh***eys, there is no one alive who could tell the difference between a $100 bottle of scotch, a $1000 bottle or a $3000 dollar bottle. Like so many other luxury items, from ci**rs to Rolex watches, it's just a status thing. There's no real difference in taste or quality between mid-priced items and high end ones.

Once your mind has decided, "This is going to taste so much smoother", then that's the truth for you. No amount of evidence could ever convince you otherwise.

For those of you who cannot afford THE Macallan 25, you can buy the box it came in on EBay for $300 or an EMPTY bottle of it for $200. Leave it lying around your $600 a month studio apartment to make your next date believe you're truly sophisticated.

Come to think of it, I believe I'll buy that empty bottle, dump some 12 dollar rot-gut into it and watch people make believe they're having a great time as they sip it ever so carefully out of one of my three remaining bar glasses I haven't broken yet.

On the rocks or neat?

09/18/2024

The game of Chess is becoming more popular these days with the advent of time limits and computer programs you can play online. They say it's a great learning exercise and can teach you how to think logically, and for me, it's true. What I've learned so far is that I suck at playing chess.

09/18/2024

Dear Facebook friends, please stop praying from my grandmother's recovery; she's become too strong...

09/14/2024

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Chapter 1 of my sad and sordid story started with myself being jealous and envious of YouTube personalities who seemingly were better at life than I am, which then quickly devolved to raw envy of the farcical fifty-million-dollar life of Danielle Bregoli, aka; Bhad Bhabie.And maybe you're sitting wh...

09/12/2024

HOW DO YOU WOMEN TRAIN YOUR MEN?

Co-Worker is complaining that she has to go home and unclog the bathroom drain because her hubby shaves and washes all his chin fuzz down the drain and now it's clogged. I told her, "Make him clean the drain out. That's the only way they learn."

She was like, "Yeah right. Like that's gonna happen."

I was going to share that she should just leave it clogged until he gets fed up enough to do it himself, but then I thought, "No, he'll just find ways around doing it, like using another sink, or shaving in a pool of stale, fetid water every morning. That's what many men do, they're content to live in 3rd world conditions rather than clean up after themselves, which many women can't stand living in.

So, what's your response to this situation? Remind them 56 times a day? Aka; nagging. Withhold the b***y? Compromise by trading unpleasant tasks? Call a plumber and hand him the bill? Heavy sigh and do it yourself?

How DO you train a man these days?

09/11/2024

DOC DAN'S THOUGHTS ON FOOTBALL SO FAR

I know my millions of fans around the world are dying to hear my thoughts on football after week one. So hear ya go...

Kelso Hilanders - looked good for their first game. Seemed terribly small or else the refs were all 7 foot giants. So tired of high school kids emulating what they see on TV with the trash talk after a good play. Kelso was flagged 3 times for unsportsmanlike conduct, all due to strutting and trash talk. Coach Ed wudda had a lot of kids sitting on the bench in that game. Sign of the times. I'm old. Just seemed like a lot of disrespect out there, which is sad to me, and an indicator of where our society as a whole has gone to. I'm glad the refs weren't putting up with it.

Oregon Ducks - what a surprise, the Ducks are over-rated. The good thing is, with narrow wins over the Vandals and Boise State, Oregon is now the Idaho State Champs. Enjoy that title cuz it's the only one you're gonna get this year.

Washington Huskies - Jonah Coleman is a beast! Huskies should win enough games to get to a bowl this year if they stay healthy. That's about all we should expect from them after losing so many players and an entire coaching staff.

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS: 1 - 0 and headed to the Super Bowl, BABYYYYY!!!

Seahawks - played like garbage and still beat the Broncos. Defense looks stout. Offensive line... not so much. Next up is a road game versus THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS. The only time all year I won't be rooting for the Sea Chickens. Patriots are gonna Run, Run, Run, Run Away all over Seattle's D line. That's a Jefferson Starship blast for all of you keeping score at home.

All the over-hyped and ballyhooed rookie Quarterbacks looked overmatched, wide eyed, and like the NFL game was moving too fast for them. Which of them will have a better week 2? I still like Bo Nix.

Carolina Panther season tickets available now at the Dollar Store for anyone who wants them.

That's all I got. I feel better now. You're welcome.

09/10/2024

The warm weather fading away is the last sign of the end of Summer. School's back in session, footballs flying, and Pumpkin Spice Latte's are back on the menu. Summer's end always gives me mixed feelings. I heard this song on the radio this morning and it mirrored exactly where my mind was.

Good music not only entertains, it takes you someplace away from your current location or emotional state. This song reminded me of waking up as a teenager in the summer, opening my bedroom window and getting ready for another day full of hope and adventure with a small side of sadness for dreams denied and faces lost to time.

Click the link to listen and share what this song means to you if you want to. It's a rock and roll classic that should bring back lots of memories...

https://youtu.be/DCZNFmHJbV8?si=d5IC-_RjSnyTVpZL

09/04/2024