Budtender Brat

03/06/2026

⏰Budtender confession time:

What’s a strain customers swear is amazing but you know is mid?

*CC*

03/06/2026

how do yall have no problem spending $9 on your lattes every morning, but complain about not having $40 to buy w**d for the week?

03/06/2026

if Maryland don't let them firefighters smoke some damn w**d off duty smh why should they even be risking their lives walking INTO fires if yall can't let em smoke sommmeee 😮‍💨🤟🏼❤️‍🔥

01/23/2026

01/19/2026

I’m proud to be a budtender.💚💚💚

01/19/2026

when you garden before grocery shopping 😅😮‍💨😋

01/18/2026

Some of y’all come into dispensaries with zero research, zero patience, and maximum opinions.

Then get mad when the product you randomly chose… doesn’t magically change your life.

Please be humble.
Please be open.
Please stop blaming the w33d and your budtender.

01/12/2026

strain trading cards!?

01/06/2026

i didn't know cigarette smokers lawfully can take a smoke break when they need while at work? shooooot NOW TF I KNOWWWWW 🤑🚬