06/24/2026
Ivy would like to to gently remind you all (again) that she is not pregnant. She’s just curvaceous and bodacious. She’s had many a baby and her body is just slightly…..stretched out. She’s like Elasti-Girl, only in goat form. We sure think she’s the superhero of our herd.
As her sister in solidarity, who has also had many a baby and is stretched out, I stand with her when she says she isn’t fat, she’s just voluptuous.
In summation, we stand firm on the principle that all bodies are yoga bodies. Lumps, bumps, sags and crags— bodies are incredible and they’re all capable of meaningful movement. As my good friend Fergie says, lumps (goat or human) are lovely.
Carry on.
Oh! And schedule a goat yoga session with us soon. You know you want to. 😉😘
