05/08/2026
Guys, now that I’ve taken back over as CEO of SuperFeast and have implemented my scallawag marketing techniques that focus on creating the affinity that comes from the genuine love of helping people and walking with them and we just share some hopefully relevant frameworks from the Tao that seems to work…. I’ve got the attention of billionaires who have the longing to not feel like soulless blood sucking business cucks that exploit the genuine intent of the ideas and moments of beautiful human realisation and proclamation that lead to needing to create an organisation around an idea in the first place, and were the reason for us wanting to bring an idea to life as founders…, before the vultures of investors and executives get draw to the “blood in the water” that is your success as you create a unicorn, and want to feast upon it like he-who-shall-not-be -named; no…. *quiver* Voldemort, their name is Voldemort! *in the prof mcgonagall style when she finally says their name*.
And so, they’ve invited me to the Met Gala to become one of them and teach them how to dig into the essence of their creations and do soul retrieval to restore their monstrosities to their harmonic, original states that support them to fulfill the OG karmic obligation of contribution they subconsciously created them for and be free as a big bag of cells and bacteria with consciousness (humans) to go about in harmony with nature, rather than continuing to need to harvest more, more! MORE! From this world and the people around them.
Not really. Joksies. But it would be cool. And I would get some awesome designer to make my blue singlet look sing. It would be called “The Wife Meeter.”
I will at some point teach this biz s**t, and actually do organisational soul retrieval…. But you’ll just need to wait… or randomly reach out and see if that’s something I can help with…