09/01/2026
🫐 FIT TIP #92: ARTIFICIAL BLUEBERRIES ARE…ARTIFICIAL
Once again, from the wellness influencer whose name rhymes with Hark Myman…
We have another shocking nutritional exposé.
This time, he has taken to LinkedIn to reveal the disturbing truth about Costco blueberry muffins:
The artificial blueberries are…
DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!🥁🥁🥁
Artificial. 🤯
And apparently, the enormous sugar-covered muffin surrounding them isn’t health food either.
Thank goodness someone was brave enough to investigate.
Here’s the thing: nobody walks into Costco, buys a muffin roughly the size of a regulation softball and thinks:
“Perfect. I’ve been meaning to increase my antioxidant intake.”
It’s a muffin.
It’s dessert wearing a fruit costume.
Could we have a legitimate conversation about added sugar, calories, serving size, artificial ingredients and how frequently highly processed foods appear in someone’s diet?
Absolutely.
But presenting obvious information as a terrifying discovery isn’t nutrition education.
It’s scroll bait.
Good nutrition doesn’t require you to fear every ingredient or feel betrayed because your blueberry muffin wasn’t nutritionally equivalent to a bowl of blueberries.
It requires enough nutritional literacy to understand what you’re eating, how much you’re eating and how frequently you’re eating it.
🫐 FIT TIP: A blueberry doesn’t magically turn a giant bakery muffin into health food, but eating one doesn’t mean you’ve been poisoned, either.
Use some common sense. Understand the tradeoff. Enjoy the damn muffin if you want one.
What shocking discovery will Hark Myman uncover next? 😂
Read all about it in the next edition of FUZZBEED SCROLL BAIT.
—Brett Clark
BC Fitness