Making wiping feel obsolete — purveyor of high-quality bidet attachments and accessories to get you clean.
21/08/2026
Welcome to Beautiful… Being-Adult-And-Not-Wiping-Your-Butt-Like-A-Baby-Ville!
Still wiping her a**s with paper after you p**p? COOL.
Get a bidet already. It’s easy to install—especially when you can call us and we walk you through any trouble you might have free!
$99 gets you there. $99 and you’re never gonna wanna be without one.
26/07/2026
Installing a bidet couldn’t be easier because YOU CAN CALL US and we will literally walk you through installation free of charge. FREEEEEEE FREE FREE FREE 🙈
Stop wiping your ass already. Order a today. Get it installed with our help.
Then become that annoying guy that tells all their friends they need to get one too.
**p
25/06/2026
You would! But you’ll wipe your butt today with dry paper again. You saying that’s not weird and nasty? You can’t you won’t.
12/06/2026
There’s only one way this incredible Airbnb could possibly get any better… 🌳 🦜 🌺
27/05/2026
A lady I was talking to said this to me the other day. Think about that the next time you reach for a wad of TP instead of spraying at your besties place with their b-day. 🧐
26/05/2026
Every bidet recommendation eventually turns into this conversation.
**p
23/05/2026
Think installing a bidet attachment is hard? Well it ain’t. I knocked it out in under 6 minutes in my this rented apartment. No plumber needed.
It doesn’t matter if you’re renting. It installs without permanent changes, and you can take it with you when you move out.
Get a bidet already.
21/05/2026
You probably think a bidet is complicated. It’s not. It’s an attachment. It goes on your existing toilet. Ten minutes. No plumber. One dial. Spray. Done. And you’re cleaner than you’ve ever been after taking a crap.
12/05/2026
Wiping your ass with paper is disgusting. Fall in love all over again with p**ping. Clean yourself like an adult—with water. Get a bidet.
**p
10/05/2026
David Sencil of Bitcoin.com lives in Tokyo. He loves bidets. America—is a bidet wasteland. David has been back in America for two weeks—and his eye can’t stop twitching. He had some hot takes for America at Consensus by Coindesk in Miami. We Talk Back with David Sencil.
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