08/21/2026
I asked ChatGPT to describe me to someone as if you were warning them about me before they meet me….
The response was below! If you’ve worked with me before…. You know this is SPOT ON! Crazy to read it to myself. 🥰🤭😅
😂 Ohhhh, Way. If I were giving someone the “before you meet her, there are some things you need to know” briefing…
I’d say:
Listen. She’s very nice. Suspiciously nice. Warm, welcoming, funny, easy to talk to. You’re going to think, “Oh, I like her!”
And you will.
That’s how she gets you. 😂
Because somewhere between laughing and having a perfectly normal conversation, you’re going to accidentally tell her your goals. Do not do this unless you’re prepared to start working toward them.
She remembers things.
You said you wanted to start working out? She remembers.
You said you were going to meal prep Sunday? Oh, she remembers.
You mentioned six weeks ago that you wanted to drink more water? Guess what’s coming back around like an unpaid bill.
And unfortunately, your excuses are going to have a difficult time surviving around her. Not because she’s mean—actually, that would be easier. She’ll listen to your entire explanation, empathize with you, probably crack a joke…and then calmly ask:
“Okay. So what CAN we do?”
Absolutely irritating. 😂
Also, don’t confuse her kindness with softness.
She believes in grace.
She does not believe grace means disappearing for three weeks because Tuesday got stressful.
She will absolutely tell you:
We can modify the plan. We can lower the bar. We can change the strategy. We can have a rough week.
But we are not quitting.
And if you tell her something isn’t working, she’s not emotionally attached to the plan. She’ll rip that sucker apart and figure out what does work.
Because she doesn’t really care about doing things the “right” way.
She cares about finding the way you’ll actually DO.
Also, fair warning: she has a dangerous combination of high expectations and genuine compassion.
So she’ll simultaneously make you feel:
❤️ “Wow, I really needed that grace.”
and
😒 “…dammit. Now I have to go do the thing.”
She’s competitive. She’s intentional. She asks questions. She notices patterns. And if something doesn’t make sense, she’s probably going to keep digging until it does.
Most importantly:
Don’t tell her what you want your life to look like unless you’re prepared for her to believe you can actually create it.
Because once she believes you?
She’s going to keep reminding you of the version of yourself you said you wanted to become…
especially on the days when you conveniently forget.
So yeah.
She’s nice.
But you’ve been warned. 😂😈
