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19/06/2026

lento isimple....ongafuni akayeke ...oyekiwe naye akayekeke...akushaye umoya Nkosiyami...kuphole😎♥️

18/06/2026

enye into ezosheshe inibulale ilento yokungavuswa nilele bese niyabuzwa ukuthi nilele yini😭🤞😐🤣

MY Drive BY MELTDOWN today:"Dlozi nathi ngingaFilter my photos or my life manje in these last days of AI and filtered li...
18/06/2026

MY Drive BY MELTDOWN today:

"Dlozi nathi ngingaFilter my photos or my life manje in these last days of AI and filtered life I have lost friends (Thank you for saving me from useless prayers of asking you to remove fake and toxic people)

Manje nalaba ababi njengami sometimes nalaba abanamaDlozi and even the ones running away are laughing at me.... Eyoooooooy!"

Dlozi said: SAY NO MORE

Go to your green app and reply: I am available to attend. We will book your dlozi hairstylist daughter to Dala the things.... Eeeeethiya.

Asambe Dlozi.. Ameeeenu said my sthunywa.

18/06/2026

how long is iTalking Stage kanti?

my Gedla laughs with Ingwenza and respond together: FOREVER😎😎😐🤣
Eyoooooooy.... Eeeeethiya

Lapho ngimthola khona uRing Master who decided "This one must have not one ...but many Dlozis and stay fulltime in a Ndu...
18/06/2026

Lapho ngimthola khona uRing Master who decided "This one must have not one ...but many Dlozis and stay fulltime in a Ndumba Emakhosini...!" Ngithi mmmh.

I will rugby tackle them and give them a big fat red lipstick kiss on their chest.

In this life of high stress and dangerous prayers of "Lord expose them and remove toxic people from my life!"... I am here to tell you that it's your prayers doing your dirty.

Ya'lls need to be praying and phahling for strength and ability to overcome when them expose's happen.

Coz you gonna shed anything and everything that you thought mattered and go back to factory settings.

Safe take offs and softer landings my darlings in these days of Jonasi.

The only man I respect is any man that looks at me like the barman The rest of you stay in your lanes🥹😌😎.Enkosi bo Laah-...
17/06/2026

The only man I respect is any man that looks at me like the barman

The rest of you stay in your lanes🥹😌😎.

Enkosi bo Laah-Laah

My peace and joy is my most expensive commodity that I treasure and hold dearly Bantakwethu.Hence I don't go where I am ...
17/06/2026

My peace and joy is my most expensive commodity that I treasure and hold dearly Bantakwethu.

Hence I don't go where I am tolerated but where I am appreciated.

I don't chill with people who want something from me but need me

I don't deal with problems but solutions.

I write in full sentences as a sign of respect and believe In Please. Thank you and sorry. (Three words that have broken serious families and corporations. Caused by pride and entitlement).

Sithokoze emakhosini amaCool kaCool

Just as a by the way incase you find yourself on my green app.

Also I am not looking for love. I am just a childish adult that loves life and what she does which is healing and social science that includes the arts as a Traditional And Cultural Diplomat.

Thokozani.

P.s. that was a man but women have also done it plenty. ...take time to self introspect and you will find that it's not you against the world. Ulihlaza.

Ngaya Esontweni ngiyofuna indoda. Ngathola uJesu.Ngasuka Esontweni coz ngibehind and Infront of and beneath the scenes a...
16/06/2026

Ngaya Esontweni ngiyofuna indoda. Ngathola uJesu.

Ngasuka Esontweni coz ngibehind and Infront of and beneath the scenes and knees and saw too much. Ngacela UJesu nabefundisi ukuthi bangithandazise ngithole indoda.

To date I refuse to be touched or laid hands on to be prayed for. Learnt the hard way in the church.

Ngathola idlozi ngamaDozen. Ngabalekela idlozi. Ngathi ngicela indoda nakubona ngizogobela umthetho.

Bangipha indoda. Ngaze ngafunda nokukhuluma nezulu nokulivika nokukhuluma noscotho noThingo kwabonakala ukuthi ngizoze ngibe idlozi coz angikhoni ukuthula all thanx to Ibhayi leZangoma neNtsu for being my loyal ashwagandi and digging things out that were hidden deep deep.

Dlozi langifihle emakhosini like Jacob in the bible rejected by his brothers till he changed his name... Manje angizazi whether I am him or herm or it or they or all of them or some of them on which day. Ngizwe sengivuka nami ukuthi ooooh I am a child today😭🥹🤣😎🦜♥️ I have a colorful Gang-Gang

SengiApplayele iBail ukuthi nami ngiphume ezindabeni zenu coz WOW. It's them and they in me that can only heal me. Daily consulting can be draining as is thwasising and sharing your home with strangers that soon become family. By fire and sometimes by force.

So yes. Argue with your ancestors. Mawunamakhosi neButho you heal your damn self and the entire ocean and river and worra falls sometimes needs to help or the cave.

The ones you raise are also able to be your agents of healing and defence.

So now that I have been in naughty corner fulltime as a Gobela for a decade. Kusazoba LIT.

Nathi we graduate from nyanga. To Sangoma. To Gobela. To Ngwenza. To Gedla. To Manono. To Mblofethi. To Mholi in each segment of your call until it's holistic. Then they send you out and you hand the baton over while you oversee.
(Speaking to Amakhosi aneButho) While doing each segments daily chores of cleansing. Phenguling or hloling or chemist and agriculture to the rocks in it all. Kuyanyiwa-wa-wa Esgodlweni.

Being a healers and leaders healer has been oh for Awesome.

The Lord promised to renew my youth as I heal nations and continue being diligent. Focused and hold integrity likes it's Platinum.

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