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I wanted to sleep and cry but then decided to Hit the streets and smile.SARS says I owe them 😭😭 and they threatening to ...
28/05/2026

I wanted to sleep and cry but then decided to Hit the streets and smile.

SARS says I owe them 😭😭 and they threatening to attach my assets lapho all I have is idlozi namakhambi nomkhaba namagwegwe🤞😎

Just when amanono decided to go out and be all girle and play... AMAKHEHLA send SARS on me so I stay endumbeni and look like them🥹 and smoke snuif like their always thinking and thething wives (oGogo).

SOZE SANA ...sekuzogijima isingisi nobuchwepheshe bamaKhehla inside my mind and brain ngoku🤞🤣🤣🤣 nokuBHALANSA koGogo abathethisa izimo nemimoya in prayer.

KwiButho you go from one graduation to the next. One thesis after another and practicals galore.

As I said. I should be crying but I am laughing.

Last week I cried for a whole minute. I was so proud of myself.

Phela mina my tears are a NXA or an AGHA and followed by action...So crying just coz I was asking nicely from dlozi was new and news ... especially since I was just making ginger tea in the kitchen.

As soon as I got to the mirror to look at myself so I could feel sorry for myself and maybe cry some more. Gone. Haawu. Just like that🤣😎😭😂

Have a blessed

A Dlozi Gone Girl kinda Hun... .not even "Date Cancelled Bafazi" typo Girl....I am the :"It's my turn Bafazi...I left hi...
26/05/2026

A Dlozi Gone Girl kinda Hun...
.not even "Date Cancelled Bafazi" typo Girl....

I am the :

"It's my turn Bafazi...I left him. her...it...they...them...Nako lokho...naye loyo...that investment too.. for me and my dlozi!" Kinda Be**ch!!

We still winning this side and cruising beautifully...
Love it for me.

26/05/2026

Illumbo....please take care when in treatment because being at the wrong place with the wrong people only makes the side effects worse causing migraines...rashes...boils...and body scents that are not comfortable.

Above happens on your own...worse when involved with other people who may activate your situation making you single. Undesirable or always dumped.

Worsened if you were used to khipha ibhadi ngawe after a death

25/05/2026

Did you know the song: Avulekile Amasango has 15 "Hhay's" before "Iyoh oh Amen?"

it's a pleasure♥️
I love you too.

25/05/2026

Bantu bomhlaka 25 anisiphenduli ...besufuna ukwazi ukuthi seniRejistile yini ukuvota?
..also I might start going out looking like this...becowz WOW. Is cold and anisabi Nina ukushela izangoma kanti we saw what you did in 2030 already

Let's do potjie shall we?.....Amathambo eMoo keSana...coz we breed and eat cows akiri boTsaaayla?Laba sebafuna ezenu izi...
24/05/2026

Let's do potjie shall we?...
..Amathambo eMoo keSana...coz we breed and eat cows akiri boTsaaayla?

Laba sebafuna ezenu izinkomo... sebayatswafa nokunilobola...asifuyeni maEh senze namaBhusha nama Abbatoir (say that with a twang!)

Yesterday we were blessed to celebrate my first baby girl and wombmates birthday.Please help me wish her a beautiful yea...
24/05/2026

Yesterday we were blessed to celebrate my first baby girl and wombmates birthday.

Please help me wish her a beautiful year and years ahead.

This is my very own Tendai-Tatenda.

22/05/2026

AMAKHEHLA Crashout!!

Trigger warning⚠️
If you new to me and don't have a sense of humour...you gonna have to buy one ...they have a sale at SALES HOUSE.

ON A SERIOUS NOTE
I am tired of all these men inside of me...yabo the last week wow. The different voices and faces and gaits (walking style) and dress codes shocks even me.

This week I have had serious debates and arguments with serious men. Telling them "Fokof" respectfully 🤞🥹. Men with bodyguards and serious security detail. Men people kneel and bow too.

After the meetings they would hug me and say "Shoo...welcome back...we can't have meetings again ebandla nawe (esbayeni) we were dealing with a stubborn man!" 🤣🤣🤣 We missed the lady we know....they could only hug me outside haha.

Boundaries have become real.

Lapho ngidingwa ukondliwa kwamina cabanga!!!

If kukhona isichaka esifokofisa amaBillionaire is this one.

To be continued...asithi nje developing story🤞🤣

Oksalayo...idlozi ngiyaliphilela and liyaphilsa.

Don't forget that when you know them (idlozi and in particular ibutho lakho) for yourself. It's best.

Even your own blood and siblings can crashout on you and leave you.

Nophiwe idlozi romantically can decide NEH they want other things and your dlozi will give you the highway to choose them (abaphathi) or stay and be wishy-wishy (nesithandwa senhliziyo).

I continue choosing idlozi. I will be that girl that will prove that Idlozi loKhokho noBabamcool liyaphila. Liyaphilsa.

But my cyber crushes...anenze phela sibe neBankship yethu...for phonecalls ..phela I charge for calls...so our thing will be loving and advising you legit . You just transfer your overflow Muntuwaka

P.s. I learnt the hard way that you don't joke with girls and I legit had to break spiritual wives.

P.p.s my reason from crying for a whole minute was to remind my dlozi that I am human and I can play they can't always be serious like a Pantyhose when I am joking with girls...besengi nesthumbu ngingazi..🤞🥹😭😎 the one girl was so mad...aaaw me and my childish self was like "Ngifike nini la?!"

P.p.p.s. when I graduate with these Men in me... I am so gonna sleep on my man's chest for daays...ngiyifela esifubeni sendoda Yami ngedwa after years of travel and joy and success...I promised my greats...I will do it all so that my kids and their generation of kids kids don't suffer...and I too will not die before seeing the glow and glory of every good and embarrassing seed planted turn too gold and platinum for the glory for nations.

21/05/2026

A Sangoma that keeps a diary and explores every personality and character of ibutho lakhe: that's me.

isangoma esithi "fu-fu" I perfume that leaves a signature tune in the room and even heals people with sinus.

isangoma esicophayo bese siyendumbeni sizilalele phansi ocansini siziphahlele silalele lowo2 hours nyana before sithi doek ekhanda sithandaze njengoGogo ophethwe iHigh-high....sivuke siBeChildish like a child with ADHD ekseni and then goes on the day like a man with OCD...or CDO (it ends up being alphabetical order when the pendentic English side that dots the i's and crosses the t's kicks in)

In really-real life I proof read and edit and write properly aaay lodoti engiwenza Lana😭😎🤣

thokozani bantwana bokukhanya...walala. nedlozi liyalala.

liyaphilisa. liyaphila once wadela eyakho inkani.

lento yokuChoma indala kaCool & futhi yeza noJesu 🤞ningasho nje ukuthi why did uMntaka Maliya deck the table & fill the ...
20/05/2026

lento yokuChoma indala kaCool & futhi yeza noJesu 🤞ningasho nje ukuthi why did uMntaka Maliya deck the table & fill the empties during the enemy?

in front of during the enemy...not just any people's. wathi nje USmaaakade: therewa!!!

look at my forgotten being remembered?...look at my rejected and hated on being loved honestly and loyally..look at my down trodden being lifted up....look at my sdom seClass holding a high position at work and life?

are you still reading this in my voice or should I stop typing? hahaha

nginemvuselelo Bangani bami...end off...it's my kids of my spiritual womb coming to pray and worship and seek the face of the Lord and bless Him for the year to come.

it's for those seeking direction and prophecy and the word of knowledge to be lifted up.

uza ngezambatho zakho... Emakhosini. kwamhlanga. KwaNdebele. Prayer is for free Nkosiyam...but to those wanting to sleep over and camp uyakhanyisa and watsapp me if you are able to come
it's on the last weekend of May and In Mpumalanga Kwamhlanga...Makhosi.

thimumumu kuleyondawo...thimomo...aaaay...

I put 21 pictures to remind me of the 21 ways I could have died but kept being saved by Grace.... nyuka ngirosi yokulunga.

I am even more humbled by those I visit on cyber space through dreams and visions and fix situations...and those of you who get to my gate and turnback and keep dreaming me....we will meet when the time is right.

nami I would turn away if I was still wishy-wishy....I am very strict and make no excuses for the response to call🤞😍

shuthi ke. kuyohlukana ngeStarch nextweek....

to the Pastors. Preachers. Evangalists. Teachers and Apostles that have been reaching out. I am deeply humbled. yes please. come with your guitar. your drum. your keyboard. your saxaphone..asithi nje IOpen mic without the mic.

I am where I am because of ukuguqa ngithandaze. it's no secret that idlozi lami liholwa isthunywa or izithunywa.

emakhosini.

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