17/10/2026
A HALF-DOZEN THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME. 👀😂
You've seen the workouts, the running shoes and probably enough dumbbells to last a lifetime.
But the woman behind Coach Emm?
Well… she comes with a few interesting factory settings. 🤓
1️⃣ I have a competitive streak. 🏃♀️
If you happen to choose the treadmill next to mine, I hope you've warmed up. Because one of us is racing, and the other one doesn't know it yet. 🤣
2️⃣ Dachshunds are my emotional kryptonite. 🐾
One glimpse of those ridiculously short legs and my voice enters a frequency range normally reserved for dolphins. 🥹
3️⃣ I express affection in caffeine. ☕️
Some people say "I love you." I say "Can I make you a coffee?" Same thing, really. ❤️
4️⃣ My workouts occasionally frighten their creator. 😳
I'll write a program, look at it and think, "What kind of monster came up with THIS?" Then remember. Oh. Me. 😂
5️⃣ My Garmin is the official keeper of truth. ⌚️
No recording? No witnesses? No evidence? Your Honour, I submit that the workout never happened. ⚖️
6️⃣ I have an unhealthy attachment to Ziploc bags. 🤷♀️
Some women never leave home without lipstick. I never leave home without a resealable plastic bag. Prepared for WHAT? Excellent question. 🤣
So there you have it!
Part athlete. Part farm girl. Part coffee machine. Part competitive menace.
100% work in progress. 😂
And this is only the FIRST half-dozen.
There are more confessions. Some arguably worse. 😳
YOUR TURN! Which one made you laugh, and which one sounds suspiciously like YOU? 👇🤣