18/06/2026
🎉 HUGE congratulations to the one and only Dennis! 🎉
Today we’re celebrating Dennis reaching his 50th Pilates class! 🥳
Now, before anyone gets too excited… Dennis has actually been coming to our studio for over 28 years, so “50 classes” seems a little suspicious. 🤔
By our calculations, it’s less like 50 classes and more like 5,000 classes, 50,000 teasers, 100,000 leg lifts, and approximately 3 million reminders to keep his shoulders down. 😆
At this point we’re not entirely sure if Dennis is a client, part of the furniture, or secretly on the payroll.
Dennis has survived every Pilates trend, every new piece of equipment, every instructor’s “just one more rep,” and somehow keeps coming back for more.
Thank you for your loyalty, dedication, and for proving that Pilates is not a phase—it’s a lifestyle… especially when it lasts nearly three decades!
Congratulations Dennis — here’s to the next 5,000 classes!
