17/06/2026
Individual Farmer dates and some …
Smiley Dyl and Scarlett- I’ll keep saying it, I prefer Ally but he’s got to give the others a shot.
🍄 🥩 Alex and Suzannah - Alex is off Eddy because of her before dinner prayer. So, he decided to see if Suzannah has any religious red flags. They visit a waterfall, no mention of religion.
Apple Zac and everyone’s least favourite, Miranda - another example of someone who bases their whole personality on how they look - Miranda obs, not Apple Zac. He’s sweet, she’s dominant and bitchy. Without like going all in on poor Miranda, she’s also bland. I’m not a fan of bullies guys.
Grace speaking up to Maya is the right thing to do, Meike is playing both sides.
Farmer Jas and Poppy - I’m really hoping Beth comes back. Anywho, there feels to be some awkwardness or distance maybe with Poppy and Jason. Not sure why she got her gear off to go riding but each to their own.
Jas is lovely, who doesn’t love a rugged, soft hearted, bearded dude.
Apple Zac and Miranda - she’s doing the hard sell for sure, trust your gut Apple Zac. He’s feeling and seeing the red flags, he’s trying to convince him otherwise.
Our nut man Jarrad and Yvonne- pizza making, plunge pool dippin. Yvonne jumped on the kisses.
Apple Zac and Miranda - Miranda is a meany
Farmer Smiley Dyl and Scarlett - he’s so lovely and quite open, which is refreshing.
The kissing saga was a tad awkward to watch.
The sister wives vibes are weird, I personally could never. Coming back to the group after having an intimate date with the bloke we’re all into is a strange position to put yourself in.
On to a family footy fun day …
Apple Zac and Smiley Dyl are hoping the girls will side their teams, there’s not much enthusiasm. Renae was the only girl to put her hand up on Dyl’s team.
All of Apple Zac’s girls got amongst it.
Dyl is pretty cut about the whole thing.
Miranda’s foundation is too yellow.
Apple Zac’s sister Isobel looks a bit like Miranda. I don’t know that they’d get on though.
Smiley Dyl is not so smiley talking about his disappointment re the girls not getting on the footy field. I get his disappointment but it’s absolutely not a reason to right someone off, has he had a few stubbies?
Maya being honest with Isobel was the move, poor old Apple Zac isn’t getting the full picture. Isobel confronting Miranda was never going to go another way. Miranda is one of those take no responsibility kind of girls.
Miranda girl, the ‘everyone is jealous of me’ spiel is wearing thin.
Miranda’s fuming.
Someone show Zac the tapes so we can all move on.
Farmer Wants A Wife Channel 7
