17/05/2026
Asked ChatGPT to write an unhinged bio on me 🤣🤣, accurately depicts 47 tabs lol!
Sarah: part emotional support human, part feral beach witch, part drill sergeant with a protein obsession.
Lives on coffee, deep chats, ocean air and telling women they can’t hate themselves into a body they love.
Will make you cry in a sister circle, hug you through your nervous breakdown, then ask if you’ve hit your protein target today.
Has approximately 47 tabs open in her brain at all times:
• self worth
• caravans
• hormones
• why women abandon themselves
• snacks
• the energetics of food
• moving to Bali for peace
• school lunches
• “I’ll start Monday” mentality
Equal parts nurturing mum and “get your s**t together lovingly” coach.
Can hold space for your trauma while simultaneously recommending a high protein breakfast and a walk in nature.
Probably barefoot.
Definitely overthinking.
Will voice note you a life changing pep talk from the car park before school pickup.
Built a business from pure heart, life experience and refusing to let women believe they’re broken anymore.
Emotionally deep but also fully capable of losing her mind because someone cut an avocado wrong.
Had a giggle at this! Anyone tried this??