03/09/2026
Bionic woman in the making šŖ
So, this is what happened yesterday.
You all know I like a little adventure, a touch of glamour and mixing things up, so why not add shoulder surgery to the list? Complete with a rather fetching hat and fabulous compression stockings, naturally.
Today Iām already smashing goals. Teeth brushed, hair brushed and breakfast successfully navigated with one hand, including baked beans and Vegemite toast.
My teeth may occasionally have been recruited as a backup hand, but where thereās a will thereās a way, and where thereās food, I will always find a way.
Iām now officially left handed for the next five weeks.
Iāve always believed thereās a reason for everything, and perhaps this is lifeās slightly aggressive way of telling me to slow down and change things up. Apparently, learning to do familiar things differently is good for the brain, so by the end of this I should either be ambidextrous or a complete genius. Possibly both.
For a girl who loves her eyeliner, this could be a real test. I suspect it may look as though it was applied in a moving vehicle for the first few weeks š
If you see me at the supermarket looking a little dishevelled, please be polite. A small laugh will be tolerated, providing you open the jars, carry the shopping and donāt photograph me trying to unwrap my chocolate while pushing a trolley and getting my credit cards out.
As for my classes, my adventures in life always seem to extend to all of you, so prepare yourselves. We may be adding a little ambidextrous brain training to the timetable.
Iāll see you all soon. Iāll be barking orders rather than demonstrating, so get your listening ears on.
PS. I still have my left hand to crack the whip š
The bionic era has begun.