10/06/2026
A completely serious scientific breakdown of your poo types. (Sort of.)
Ghost poo. Rabbit poo. Stress poo. Coffee emergency poo. Period poo. Airport poo.
If you've experienced at least 4 of these, congratulations, you're human and your gut is just out here doing its thing.
Here's what nobody tells you: your poo is actually a real-time health report.
👻 Ghost poo = peak gut health (yes, really)
🐰 Rabbit pellets = drink more water + fibre up
😰 Stress poo = your gut-brain axis firing on all cylinders
☕ Coffee sprint = the gastrocolic reflex is a thing
🔴 Period poo = blame prostaglandins, not yourself
✈️ Airport poo = travel anxiety is a full-body sport
🧠 Nervous system poo = your gut has 500 MILLION neurons Your gut communicates. It reacts to stress, hormones, food, anxiety, and routine. It's basically the world's most dramatic roommate.
Save this so you can explain it to someone next time they ask why you're making a beeline for the bathroom before a flight.
And yes, drop a 💩 below if you're in the airport poo club.
We see you.