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The Ultimate Fine-Dining Flex 🦆🍻​We hit up for their insanely good crispy duck. The old-school move? Dropping half your...
04/04/2026

The Ultimate Fine-Dining Flex 🦆🍻
​We hit up for their insanely good crispy duck. The old-school move? Dropping half your rent on a heavy red wine that puts you to sleep in the Uber by 9:30 PM.

​Our move? Pairing that rich, buttery French perfection with an ice-cold Moritz 0.0.
​A crisp Spanish pilsner cuts right through a heavy French dish like a hot knife. Plus, you stay 100% sharp, actually remember how good the meal tastes, and wake up the next day feeling like an absolute boss. Zero booze. Zero brain fog. 100% ducking delicious.

​🍺 The Beer: Moritz 0.0
🦆 The Pairing: French Duck at Philippe
⭐ ZP Rating: 4.5 / 5

​Drinking non-alc isn't a penalty; it's a cheat code. Level up your night out and find your next legendary zero-alc brew at www.zeropint.com.au 🍻

24/01/2026

Our mate got red carded from Rod Laver for bringing too much energy.

We hate seeing a legend down, so we're paying his 'passion tax' (the lost tickets) and keeping him hydrated at whilst he serves his 24 hour ban.

He's reviewing 6 different 0-05% beers with Karen the kangaroo. Which did he rate "better than a raddo shout out"? Or "smoother than federers back hand"

Checkout the activity feed on www.zeropint.com.au to see his reviews.

Plot twist: I have no enemies. Apart from...People who ask 'Why aren't you drinking?' five times in one night.What are y...
23/01/2026

Plot twist: I have no enemies. Apart from...
People who ask 'Why aren't you drinking?' five times in one night.

What are your reasons?

Nice one Billy. Reached Nirvana in a zoom meeting.
22/01/2026

Nice one Billy. Reached Nirvana in a zoom meeting.




The boss said if I did something useful he'd considering letting me go home.So I mapped out the top 5 brands that have t...
19/01/2026

The boss said if I did something useful he'd considering letting me go home.

So I mapped out the top 5 brands that have their non alc beers in over 200+ Melbourne venues. I did the data. I made the list.

I showed Jim he did 'Good Job, now get Spiderman to comment with the Aussie Bero release date''. I Hate it here.

Help me out. I need to show him more enagagement. Which brands that make non alcs would make your top 5?

2016 Non-alcoholic drinks menu.We've come A LONG way since then. We now have over 50+ Unique non alcoholic beers mapped ...
19/01/2026

2016 Non-alcoholic drinks menu.

We've come A LONG way since then. We now have over 50+ Unique non alcoholic beers mapped across Australian venues.

We've hidden MANY 2016 references above. How many can you find? 🔍👀

First to get them all will get a shout out in our stories.

#2016

18/01/2026

Day 3 of Operation Bero: My boss officially hasn’t let me out of the office for 48 hours. He says the door stays locked until comments the Aussie release date.

​I’m losing my mind so I wrote a song about him. 🎸💀

​Currently reviewing every non alc beer in the building to stay sane. Today’s ration: It’s salty, just like my current attitude.

​

Day 2. The siege continues. 🚩​I told the boss I was spending Saturday morning furiously onboarding and rating these lege...
17/01/2026

Day 2. The siege continues. 🚩

​I told the boss I was spending Saturday morning furiously onboarding and rating these legends from to the new zeropint platform.

​In reality, I have just built a defensive fortress out of and so he can't see that I'm wearing pyjama pants under the desk.

He still won't let me out until we hear from the real Tom Holland.

​Status Report:

🔋 Morale: Critical.
🕷️ Frankston Tom: Just texted. He claims he is at Frankston Station but "forgot his Myki" and needs me to PayID him $20 for a ticket.

​

11/01/2026

Dry Jan doesn't mean your social life goes into witness protection 🕵‍♂️

Let's be real; the worst part of cutting back isn't "not drinking" it's the awkward 3 minute standoff with a busy bartender asking, "Uhh, do you guys have any non alc stuff that isn't lemon lime bitters or water?"

Stop playing detective.

We've done the fridge audit on over 200 Melbourne venues, so you don't have to. Whether you're at your local in Richmond or a rooftop in Fitzroy, we should you what's behind the bar.

That's stats. 200+ melbourne venues ✅️ 50+ Unique Non-Alc Beers. 🍺

Keep the ritual, keep the Saturday night, lose the hangover.

📍tap the link in out bio to join for free and find a great tasting non alc beer near you

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