22/10/2026
I realised I haven’t told you what I actually do in a while, so allow me to reintroduce myself unapologetically...
I’m a somatic therapist and pleasure educator. Twenty years in practice. More than 600 women’s yonis mapped (by the way, a yoni is a Sanskrit word to describe a woman's pleasure anatomy).
Here’s what happens in my clinic.
We talk. We breathe until your nervous system settles. Then, with your consent at every step, I work with your body. Womb massage. Yoni mapping. Somatic bodywork.
I map where you hold pleasure. Where you hold tension. And where you hold everything you never got to feel at the time.
The women who find me have usually done everything right. The therapy. The books. The retreats. And they still feel disconnected from their body.
Some have experienced a body change after birth, surgery or menopause, and weren't handed the new map for their modified 'upholstry'
Some have been performing pleasure so well so such a long time that nobody knows. Sometimes not even themselves 👀
Watching a woman's whole body soften when it realises it is safe and held, maybe for the first time. That's the flex. That's the s**t that lights me up.
Here’s what women shared about their experiences:
“I’d lost myself. I can see who I was is still there. She was just shut down.”
“I finally feel like myself again. Like my body is mine.”
Swooooon 🥰
Sensation coming back where you thought it was gone.
Breathing all the way in.
Asking for exactly what you want.
Coming home to a body that was always on your side.
Having actual capacity and spaciousness in your body and nervous system.
Yes please 🤚
There are a few roads to begin our journey...
A single womb or yoni mapping session.
The Aligned Woman Method (4 sessions)
Or
A Year of Being Held, with one session a month through 2027.
Cuntagious on 20 November, if you want to begin in a room full of women, honest conversation and a drink in your hand.
Comment MAP and I’ll send you where to start.
