17/05/2026
Now hiring....
Salary: nil.
Benefits: none.
Hours: all of them.
Sick leave: discouraged.
The job description for "being a woman" reads like a HR nightmare, and yet most of us have been working this role unpaid since puberty.
Available 24/7. High pain tolerance. Emotionally regulated through hormonal chaos. Self-manage all symptoms. Perform under fatigue.
Sound familiar?
If you've ever been told your symptoms are "just part of being a woman," this one's for you. We built CHARLI because the role comes with no onboarding, no manager, and no one explaining what's actually going on in your body.
Time someone wrote the real job description.