26/05/2026
For years, I’ve had a silent business partner. And I think it’s finally time to introduce him properly.
Please welcome Anthony Albanese — co-founder (in his mind) of The Pain Free Physiotherapy & Allied Health. 🤝🇦🇺
He doesn’t show up to patient appointment. Doesn’t contribute to team meeting. Has no defined role, no deliverables, and, bless him, no real accountability.
But he is very clear about his cut.
47% of everything. Every invoice. Every late night. Every moment I’ve worked my gut out, backed my clients, and built something from nothing.
Now, I’ve been carrying Albo for a while. And I want to be fair, he’s always very upfront and transparent about his position.
Until he changes it.
But I’m a generous business partner. So I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Which is why I’m thrilled to announce that Anthony will finally be pulling his weight, by stepping into our treatment room serving patients.
Welcome our physio star, Mr Anthony Albanese. Make sure you try his signature technique “elbow-your-back”.
Alternatively, our other colleague Mr Jim Chalmer’s “kick-in-your-gut” is equally effective (to your bank account).
I expect him to be present, add value, and justify his equity stake for the first time in our entire business relationship.
No pressure, mate. I’ll set the bar low and you’ll no doubt still manage to keep limbo-ing under it.
Welcome to the team, Albo. 🎤
