Oyster Bay Pharmacy

Oyster Bay Pharmacy Oyster Bay's friendly community and compounding pharmacy.

🏴 FATHER’S DAY UPDATE — AND DAD JUST GOT A LOT MORE SCOTTISH 🥃We’ve added some VERY handsome new goodies to our Father’s...
31/08/2026

🏴 FATHER’S DAY UPDATE — AND DAD JUST GOT A LOT MORE SCOTTISH 🥃

We’ve added some VERY handsome new goodies to our Father’s Day stand, courtesy of the Highland Soap Co., imported all the way from Scotland! 🇬🇧🏴

And if Dad likes smelling like he’s just wandered out of a Scottish distillery rather than the pharmacy… you’re going to want to check out the new Honey & Whisky fragrance. 🍯🥃

Warm, rich and ridiculously good-smelling — it’s giving Scottish Highlands, whisky in hand, probably owns a questionable amount of flannel.

Perfect for Dad, Grandad, husbands, partners… or that man in your life who claims he “doesn’t need anything” while secretly loving a fancy soap. 😂

Pop in and check out the new Highland Soap Co. range, along with all our other Father’s Day goodies!

And yes, the unhinged pharmacist is still available for photo opportunities. The child is still unclaimed. 👀

📦 THE SQUISHIES HAVE LANDED! 😍Our latest shipment of squishies has arrived, and apparently our pharmacist has decided th...
22/08/2026

📦 THE SQUISHIES HAVE LANDED! 😍

Our latest shipment of squishies has arrived, and apparently our pharmacist has decided that unpacking stock is now his chance at a modelling career. 😂

🧸 AND YES — THESE ARE THE LEGIT SQUISHIES.
We’re talking genuine, quality squishies — NOT the cheap, questionable, toxic knock-offs that you sometimes see floating around. 🚫☠️

Soft, squishy, ridiculously satisfying and ready to come home with you!

Come in and check out the new arrivals before our pharmacist squishes them all himself. 😏

🎁 FATHER’S DAY IS COMING! 🎁Looking for something for Dad, Grandad, Step-Dad, Father-in-Law or that bloke who insists he ...
17/08/2026

🎁 FATHER’S DAY IS COMING! 🎁

Looking for something for Dad, Grandad, Step-Dad, Father-in-Law or that bloke who insists he “doesn’t want anything”? We’ve got you covered. 😎

Our Father’s Day stand is stocked with plenty of gifts to make Dad feel appropriately appreciated — even if he says he doesn’t need anything.

And apparently our unhinged pharmacist has decided to personally model the Father’s Day display… with a child he has seemingly acquired along the way. 😂

Come in and check out the Father’s Day goodies before the big day!

Also… anyone know who this kid belongs to? 👀

💙New Look, Same Chaos💙We are entering our Blue Period! Picasso had one… so we figured it was our turn. If you’ve driven ...
08/07/2026

💙New Look, Same Chaos💙

We are entering our Blue Period! Picasso had one… so we figured it was our turn.

If you’ve driven past and noticed, we’re saying goodbye to our iconic watermelon pink and green and saying hello to a fresh new blue look, don’t panic!

✔️ Same owners
✔️ Same unhinged pharmacist (we’ve tried returning him, but apparently there are no refunds) 🤪
✔️ Same amazing team (possibly even better… but we’re definitely biased 😉)
✔️ Same friendly service and advice you’ve always relied on

The outside might be getting a makeover, but everything that matters is staying exactly the same.

07/06/2026

🎆 Another Cracker of a Community Event! 🎆

What a fantastic night at Oyster Bay Cracker Night! The skies lit up, the community came together, and once again Oyster Bay proved that nobody does local events quite like we do.

A huge congratulations to everyone involved in putting on another cracker of a community event, this time raising funds for the 2027 Georges River FC Bardon Touring Team. ⚽🎇

From families spreading out their picnic rugs to kids staring skyward in awe, it was a night filled with community spirit, laughter, and plenty of “oohs” and “aahs” as the fireworks lit up the bay.

A big thank you to the volunteers, organisers, sponsors, and everyone who attended and supported the cause. Events like these remind us just how lucky we are to be part of such a wonderful community.

Here’s to another memorable Oyster Bay tradition and to helping our future football stars on their journey! 💙⚽✨

31/05/2026

What. A. Weekend. 🤠🎨💚

From yee-hawing our way through the Oyster Bay Art & Craft Festival opening night rodeo to witnessing one pharmacist’s dignity dissolve into a puddle of slime… it’s safe to say we understood the assignment.

A huge thank you to everyone who came along, supported the festival, donated to the cause, and cheered on the chaos. Thanks to the incredible generosity of our community, money was raised for Oyster Bay Public School, and Michael kept his promise to get slimed. A win for pharmacy assistants everywhere when Danni won the auction for the honour of delivering the slime and absolutely embraced the responsibility. Some would call it community service. Michael may call it betrayal. 💚😂

Watch our weekend highlights and relive the laughs, the rodeo, the markets, the slime, and the memories that made it all so much fun.

Oyster Bay, you’re the best. Until next year’s shenanigans… 🤠✨

31/05/2026

💚 HE DID IT! 💚

A huge thank you to everyone who donated and helped us reach the target to slime Michael at the Oyster Bay Arts & Crafts Festival today! 🤢😂

As promised, our pharmacist took one for the team (and the school) and got absolutely SLIMED in support of Oyster Bay Public School. 🟢💦

A special mention goes to his lovely assistant Danni, who generously donated $100 for the privilege of delivering the slime herself. Some might call it community spirit. Others might call it revenge. The jury is still out. 🤣

Thank you to our incredible community for your generosity, laughter, and for helping raise funds for a great cause. We think Michael deserves a medal… or at least a very long shower. 🚿😂

💚Slime champion 2026💚We had an absolute ball help raise money for the local public school at the Oyster Bay Art & Craft ...
31/05/2026

💚Slime champion 2026💚
We had an absolute ball help raise money for the local public school at the Oyster Bay Art & Craft Festival.

More glorious pics to come 💃💚

🚨🤠 OYSTER BAY RODEO RECOVERY STATION 🤠🚨If the Oyster Bay Rodeo gets a little too yeehaw tonight… don’t panic. Your local...
29/05/2026

🚨🤠 OYSTER BAY RODEO RECOVERY STATION 🤠🚨

If the Oyster Bay Rodeo gets a little too yeehaw tonight… don’t panic. Your local pharmacy has assembled the ultimate “I regret nothing (except maybe tequila)” survival kit 💀

Now stationed proudly at our front counter:
💧 Hydralyte
☀️ Berocca
🔥 Nexium
😵 Alc-eze
👀 Clear Eyes
💊 Pain relief and anti-inflammatories
🚔 Breathalysers (for legal reasons… probably a good idea)

Whether you danced too hard, rode too long, screamed during the bull riding, or made questionable life choices at the Art & Craft Fair opening night… we got you covered.

Our pharmacist has already sacrificed their dignity in a cowboy hat to personally test the recovery display. Please respect their bravery during this difficult time.

See you at the rodeo, cowboys 🤠🐂
Stay hydrated. Stay responsible. Stay mildly feral.

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨This weekend, Oyster Bay Public School is hosting an Arts & Craft Festival and honestly… things h...
26/05/2026

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

This weekend, Oyster Bay Public School is hosting an Arts & Craft Festival and honestly… things have escalated quickly.

🎨 Markets running BOTH Saturday & Sunday
🛍️ Handmade goodies
🍰 Snacks probably consumed purely “for supporting the school”
💸 All proceeds going directly to Oyster Bay Public School

BUT HERE’S THE IMPORTANT PART:

If donations hit $1500 by Sunday 31st May at 2PM…
💚 MICHAEL THE PHARMACIST WILL BE SLIMED 💚

Not metaphorically.
Not emotionally.
Actual slime. In public. For the children.

This is your chance to support the school AND witness a grown pharmacist questioning every life decision that led him to this moment.

Donate here before the slime deadline:
https://checkout.square.site/merchant/MLR78G23HB42A/checkout/DZSFU72CZ4PUI2C4VI2AAIAR?src=webqr

Please donate generously.
Michael’s dignity is depending on your lack of restraint.

Address

129 Como Road, Oyster Bay
Sydney, NSW
2225

Opening Hours

Monday 8:30am - 6pm
Tuesday 8:30am - 6pm
Wednesday 8:30am - 6pm
Thursday 8:30am - 6pm
Friday 8:30am - 6pm
Saturday 8:30am - 12:30pm

Telephone

+61295289323

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