28/05/2026
Cancers on my mind and today it's bowel cancer and it's a subject in my face with friends unwell.
Sooo here goes
We're so lucky to have here in Australia 2 yearly screening. You poo on paper twice and send it off. Its great it helps alot. But colorectal cancer is on the incline and it's not a disease of later life anymore. Younger people with no family history are rocking up with this baby so let's be really clear.
Screening albeit great does not screen for cancer cells- it screens for blood. Fab - you have blood, u drink salty water and monitor ur un**es for 2 days while prepping for ur colonoscopy - all good. But no blood does not mean no cancer. So dont just rely on this little poo test. And be ok to annoy ur GP and help the gastros returement fund.
Have u for no good reason lost weight, become anaemic, got a change in bowel habit. Are ur poos black. This is first line medicine to check ur gut with these symptoms along with bloods etc. If you've got a pain in ur bum and are passing blood - same thing. Drs now. If ur Dr isn't listening go to another. YOU KNOW UR BODY. Also dont accept waiting for an appointment in 2-3 weeks if this is whats been going on. Ask to speak to the nurse - you need that appointment ASAP. It might just be a bunch of grapes (aka haemorrhoids) but dont assume that. If ur really in a bad way pooing blood and in pain - if u can't get to see ur GP - go to ED (sorry ED) but I know we'd much rather see u there if ur bad.
And a final important note. Today is not the day to be shy. Drs have seen it all so dont be afraid to show ur Dr ur a.... Better they look up ur a... than look up ur obituary.
Have I said enough. In usual fashion probably way too much. But no. Cancer doesn't f... around. Get it checked. 💩