Capricorn Coast Mobile Drug Testing

23/08/2026

💰 **THAT MACHINE COST YOU $1 MILLION.**

Your drug & alcohol safety program costs considerably less. 😉

When you've got workers operating excavators, trucks, machinery and expensive equipment, **"she'll be right" isn't much of a risk-management strategy.**

Impairment can mean slower reactions, poor concentration, near misses, injuries — and damaged equipment.

And sometimes the most expensive workplace incident is the one you could have prevented.

🦺 Protect your people.
🚜 Protect your equipment.
🏢 Protect your business.

**Capricorn Coast Mobile Drug Testing** comes to your workplace for professional drug & alcohol testing.

📞 **0407 289 606**

**Don't wait for the expensive reminder.**

16/08/2026

☕ **MONDAY MORNING REALITY CHECK** ☕

Weekend: **10/10.** 🍻😎
Monday morning: **Would not recommend.** 😂

Alarm went off? ✅
Found your work boots? ✅
Located coffee? ✅
Remember exactly what happened Saturday night?

👀 ……moving right along.

Some Monday mornings require coffee.

Some require **answers.** 😂

And that's where **Capricorn Coast Mobile Drug Testing** comes in.

🚐 We come to your workplace
🏡 We can come discreetly to your home
🤫 Unmarked van — because Karen next door doesn't need a new investigation
🧪 Or organise a test kit to pick up
✅ Professional, private and confidential

No judgement.
No neighbourhood press conference.
No bloke with a megaphone announcing:

📢 **"DEAN'S HERE WITH THE DRUG TEST!"** 😂😂

Just discreet, professional service when you need it.

Because what happened on the weekend might be your business...

**But whether you're fit and safe for work Monday morning is worth knowing.** 😉

📞 **0407 289 606**

**Capricorn Coast Mobile Drug Testing**
*Professional. Private. Discreet.*

👇 **MONDAY ROLL CALL:**
How many coffees before you're legally considered approachable?

☕ 1 — Morning!
☕☕ 2 — Getting there.
☕☕☕ 3 — You may now speak to me.
☕☕☕☕ 4+ — It's been a bloody big weekend. 😂

13/08/2026

📦 NEED A TEST KIT? SKIP THE AWKWARD CONVERSATION. 😎

You can now get professional drug & alcohol test kits directly from Capricorn Coast Mobile Drug Testing.

🏠 Keep a couple at home
👷 Keep them at the workplace
🚗 Pick them up locally on the Capricorn Coast
📮 Or have them posted to you

Simple. Private. Professional.

Because sometimes you don't need an appointment…
you just want to know. 😉

And remember — your mate saying “She’ll be right” is not technically a test result. 😂

📞 Call Dean – 0407 289 606
🛒 Order online through the CCMDT Test Kit Shop

Capricorn Coast Mobile Drug Testing
Mobile. Discreet. Professional.

13/08/2026

🐨 EXCUSE OF THE WEEK

“She’ll be right, mate…”

Famous last words. 😂

Your mate might reckon you’re right.
The koala might reckon you’re right.

We’d rather test and know. 😉

🚐 Mobile & discreet
🤫 Private & professional
✅ We come to you

📞 Call Dean – 0407 289 606

Capricorn Coast Mobile Drug Testing
No judgement. No drama. Just testing.

07/08/2026

Public Service Announcement from our resident cockatoo... 🦜

Your mate might know footy.

Your mate might know fishing.

Your mate might even know where the best pie shop is...

But don't take drug testing advice from your mate. 😂

📞 Call Dean – 0407 289 606

02/08/2026

"I Only Had One..."

We've heard a few over the years...
This one's a classic. 😅

Good news...
We don't judge.
We just test.

🚐 Mobile & discreet
🤫 Home or workplace
✅ Professional every time

📞 Dean – 0407 289 606

02/08/2026

Saw the white van outside? 👀

Nope... not the plumber. 😄

Just quietly helping keep workplaces and families safe.

🚐 Unmarked van
🤫 Total privacy
✅ We come to you

Some jobs don't need the whole street watching. 😉

📞 Dean – 0407 289 606

17/07/2026

🚨 EXCUSE OF THE WEEK 🚨

🗣️ "I only had one..."

Ahhh yes... right up there with:
👉 "I'll only be five minutes."
👉 "I know a shortcut."
👉 "I'll start my diet on Monday." 😏

We've heard them all.

The good news?

We're not here to judge.
We're here to provide fast, confidential, professional drug and alcohol testing—whether it's for your workplace, your family, or your own peace of mind.

🚐 We can come to you in an unmarked van.
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🛍️ Or simply pick up a drug test kit from us on the Capricorn Coast.

Because privacy matters... and your neighbours don't need to become detectives. 😉🔍

📞 0407 289 606

🌐 https://capricorncoastmobiledrugtesting.com

Capricorn Coast Mobile Drug Testing
Professional. Private. Discreet.

👇 Tell us...
What's the funniest excuse you've ever heard? (Keep it PG! 😂)

Drug and alcohol testing in Rockhampton, Yeppoon, Gracemere & Central Queensland. Mobile on-site testing. 24/7 rapid response. Call 0407 289 606.

17/07/2026

🤫 Need a drug test... but don't need the whole street knowing?

We've got you covered. 😉

🚐 We can come to your home in an unmarked van — no flashy signage, no big announcements, no awkward questions from the neighbours.

Or...

🛍️ Prefer to do it yourself?
Simply purchase a drug test kit and discreetly pick it up from us on the Capricorn Coast.

Either way...
✅ Fast
✅ Professional
✅ Confidential
✅ No fuss

We're so sneaky... your neighbours will probably think we've come to fix the Wi-Fi. 😏

Because some things are nobody else's business.

📞 Get in touch today to arrange a confidential home visit or organise your pick-up.

0407 289 606

https://capricorncoastmobiledrugtesting.com

Capricorn Coast Mobile Drug Testing
Professional. Private. Discreet.



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Drug and alcohol testing in Rockhampton, Yeppoon, Gracemere & Central Queensland. Mobile on-site testing. 24/7 rapid response. Call 0407 289 606.

03/03/2026