10/12/2026
FOLLOW Hollie Sears, CFNP | Perimenopause + Functional Nutrition for perimenopause advice that doesn’t require you to become the most boring woman alive. 🥤
Not everything needs to be optimized.
Not every drink needs electrolytes.
Not every meal needs 30 grams of protein.
Not every stressful moment needs a cortisol-lowering protocol.
Sometimes you just need 2008 Lil Wayne at an absolutely disrespectful volume, an ice-cold Diet Coke, and 20 minutes where nobody needs a damn thing from you.
You can care about your hormones, prioritize your health, lift weights, eat your vegetables AND enjoy things that aren’t particularly wellness-approved.
Because somewhere along the way, we turned being healthy into another full-time job.
And frankly, I’m exhausted just thinking about it.
Wellness without a personality? Couldn’t be me.
FOLLOW Hollie Sears, CFNP | Perimenopause + Functional Nutrition for evidence-informed perimenopause advice, functional nutrition, and the occasional reminder to loosen the hell up.