05/11/2026
The oldest is almost an adult and I still yelled “keep your hands to yourself” tonight. One of them still bit the other one’s head.
Motherhood doesn’t graduate. You don’t age out of the chaos, it just gets bigger shoes. (And eats more than 3 grown men at one time)
There was a season of don’t lick that, don’t touch that, keep your hands to yourself. 🤦🏻♀️ I legit thought I’d leave that behind as they got older.
Reader, I did not leave that behind.
But here’s what nobody warns you about: you will love someone so completely that you would set the world on fire to protect them. Even when they’re biting each other.
Especially then.
And just when you think you can’t take any more of the goodness that is parenting, your 11 year old writes you a poem. Draws a coffee cup on the card. And writes, in letters just small enough that his teacher wouldn’t notice:
“butiful f***n day.” 😂
My kid knows I appreciate a good curse word at the right time … and he delivered. 😂😂
It’s the most motherhood thing that’s ever happened to me.
If not for me, for them. I’d set the world on fire. 🔥
Happy Mother’s Day to every mom having a butiful f***n day. 💜