Nurse Injector Crystal - Formerly Beyond Beauty

06/14/2026

🚨 HOT GIRL SUMMER COUNTDOWN 🚨

Ladies… there are officially TWO WEEKS left until summer vacation starts. 🎉☀️

Do you know what that means?

It means you have exactly TWO WEEKS to get Hot Girl Summer ready before my schedule turns into:

👧👦👧 “Mommmmm…”
🍿 “I’m bored.”
🚗 “Can we go somewhere?”
🥤 “I’m hungry.”
🙃 Repeat 47 times per day.

Starting July and August, I’ll have the entire gang home for the summer, which means my clinic hours will decrease significantly. I’ll only be in ONE weekend per month and every Thursday for a few hours.

So if you’ve been thinking about:
💉 Botox
💋 Filler
✨ Skin treatments
🔥 Sweating less this summer

Now would be a fantastic time to stop thinking about it and actually book it.

And don’t forget…

🎉 Botox is still ONLY $5.50/unit until June 30th! 🎉
Ask me how :)

Because apparently I enjoy giving discounts almost as much as I enjoy spending my summer trying to convince three children that “we are not getting snacks again.”

Book now before the chaos begins.

Have the best day, enjoy the sunshine, and if you’re a parent… may the odds be ever in your favour this summer. 🍷☀️😂

Cheers,

💉 Nurse Crystal

06/03/2026

My spider veins thought they were permanent.

😂 That’s cute.

If those little blue, red, or purple veins have you reaching for leggings instead of shorts, it’s time for an upgrade.

✨ Sclerotherapy is a quick, in-office treatment that helps reduce the appearance of spider veins so you can feel confident showing off those legs.

☀️ Hot Girl Summer is loading…
💉 Spider veins are not invited.

Book your appointment now and let’s get those legs summer-ready!

Love your fave Nurse Crystal 💋

05/26/2026

🌱🔥 LAWN LEGENDS IS BACK AT IT 🔥🌱

Look at those stripes 😮‍💨👌
Summer is here and spots are filling FAST!

☀️ Front lawn cuts
☀️ Backyard add-ons
☀️ Whipper snipping available
☀️ Reliable, affordable & local

The boys are out making lawns look LEGENDARY one cut at a time 💪🌱

Don’t wait until your grass is giving jungle vibes 😂
Message now to book before the schedule fills up!

📍Grand Valley & surrounding area
📲 DM to book

05/26/2026

Look what my beautiful friend is accomplishing!!

STOP paying 💰💰💰for restorative ar**la tattooing in Ontario. There are many talented Doctors that can offer you treatment funded by OHIP. Restore me ABC is the only physician lead program in Canada. We cannot wait to restore you. Equity for all, completing the circle of care with medical oversight.

05/03/2026

First job! They even got a tip!!!

05/01/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Mother’s Day is May 10th…
and apparently some of you men are still out here thinking flowers are enough 💀

Let’s review:
She carried your child for 9 months…
Gave up sleep…
Raised a whole human…

…and you’re debating between roses or tulips? 🤨

Sir. Be serious.

One huge needle gave her the baby…
The other tiny one brings her face back to life 😌💉✨

Epidural: a few hours
Botox: 3–4 months of not looking like she regrets her life choices

Honestly…
the math is mathing.

🎁 Gift cards are available (aka the only gift she actually wants)

Go ahead…
Send this to the one who planted the seed 🌱
Consider this your warning.

📲 Mamas, feel free to send him my number: 647-232-8387
I’ll have it ready for pickup… because clearly he needs the help 😏

Love, your fave nurse Crystal 💉✨

04/30/2026

🌱 GOT A LAWN THAT NEEDS HELP?

A little overgrown?
Edges looking… questionable? 👀

👉 The Lawn Legends got you.

💥 HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:

The boys will:
✔️ Come check out your yard
✔️ See what needs to be done
✔️ Put together a quote for you

(No pressure… just honest work and real effort)

⚠️ LIMITED SPOTS LEFT

We’ve got a few openings left for clean-ups and cuts…
👉 once they’re gone, they’re gone

📲 QUESTIONS OR BOOKINGS:

Message Crystal (aka Momager) 💅😂
📞 647-232-8387

💚 SUPPORT LOCAL

Support two hardworking 11-year-olds learning:
✔️ Work ethic
✔️ Responsibility
✔️ How to earn their own money

Let’s be honest…
👉 your lawn could probably use them 😏🌿

04/27/2026

💥 YOUR GLOW-UP ERA STARTS NOW 💥

Summer is around the corner… and we’re not showing up tired 😏☀️

👉 Botox as low as $5.50/unit (yes, really)
✨ Flexible packages (use anytime within 1 year)
✨ Limited quantities — once they’re gone… they’re GONE

💉 Just a nurse who cares more about your face than your wallet
💉 Constantly investing in advanced training to stay on top of the latest techniques
Honest. Cost-effective. Maximum results.

⏳ If you’ve been thinking about it… this is your sign
👉 MESSAGE ME for the link to the promo packages

🎁 GIVEAWAY TIME

💉 FREE Botox + Skinvive ($1200+ value)

To enter:
💖 Like
👯‍♀️ Tag your bestie (more tags = more chances)
📲 Share to your story

📅 Draw: May 2
⚠️ Must be available May 4 (daytime

💎 ALSO… I DO PIERCINGS NOW 😏

✨ $75 — ears, tragus, belly + more
✔️ Titanium
✔️ Sterile, no mall guns

Don’t wait… glow-up or get left behind 💅

Love your fave nurse Crystal xo 💋

04/26/2026

04/20/2026

🚨 OKAY, LISTEN… 🚨

I know the cost of living right now is atrocious!!
💸 Groceries = offensive
⛽ Gas = disrespectful
💅 Your glow? = NON-NEGOTIABLE

So no… I’m not letting your face suffer in this economy 😌

💉 Botox promo is about to DROP… and she’s HOT.

Like… “why didn’t I wait for this” kinda hot 🥵🔥

But here’s the deal…
I’m not posting it just yet 👀

✨ I want to see who’s READY ✨

👇 HERE’S WHAT YOU DO 👇
💖 LIKE this post
💬 COMMENT “DROP IT” (or something spicy, I don’t judge 😏)

And the SECOND this deal goes live…
📩 I’m sliding into your DMs with all the details first

Because loyalty = rewarded over here 💅

Trust me…
You’re gonna want in on this one

Love,
your fave nurse Crystal 💉💋 (slightly unhinged but affordable)