09/15/2026
R.B.F. - resting bitch face
DEFINITIONS
noun
1. a facial expression causing its wearer to look chronically grumpy or mean, due to downward muscle pull at the corners of the mouth.
SOLUTIONS
1. Wear a tag that says “Don’t worry. I don’t bite.”
2. Enjoy the solitude.
3. neuromodulators (a.k.a. “Botox”)
ORIGIN
depressor anguli oris