08/07/2020
1981
"Obote has rigged my votes and so I'm going to the bush to fight his illegitimacy" Museveni
1986:
"Africa's problem is not poverty but leaders who over stay in power" Museveni
1987
"I will not preside over a country where a person is killed or tortured and I don't know who the offender is" Museveni
1995
"This Constitution is the best in the whole world and if anyone tries to tamper with it, I'll go back to the bush" Museveni
1998:
"I will retire next year" Museveni
2000
"Gadaffi will attend my retirement ceremony"
2001:
"I still need your support for only this term to accomplish NRM goals" Museveni
2006
"Uganda will be a middle income country by 2017"
2011:
"I dont need votes because I have the army and the money"
2014:
"I dont work for Ugandans, I am working for myself and my grandchildren" Museveni
"I cannot hand over power to wolves(emishega)" Museveni
2015:
"Those saying agende, they want to come and steal my oil" Museveni
2016
"I will smash anyone trying to joke around with my throne" Museveni
"Arrest those pigs who are killing Ugandans" Museveni
2017
"This Constitution is barring me from developing Uganda. Let's amend it" Museveni
"There's no money for menstrual pads for girls"
2019
"The enkonome is pheeewwwww" Finance minister.
"We shall smash everyone threatening my father's throne. Bachwezi are indomitable" former LDU turned general.
2020
"Every worker should contribute 10k to fight Corona virus. We are moving about with begging bowels for loans to support the economy".....
2021???