11/06/2026
Being hated by the Functional Patterns fanatics is the price you pay for not being a Functional Patterns fanatic.
And honestly, its a price I’m more than happy to pay.
After more than a decade of being personally attacked, misrepresented, straw-manned, gaslit, accused, and endlessly tagged into their circular arguments, I’m pretty much immune to it all now.
But what frustrates me about Naudi and all his drones isn’t their criticism. It’s their dishonesty, their lies, their sh*tty sales tactics, and their predictability!
Question one of Naudi’s claims and watch the swarm arrive to misrepresent, twist, contort or just downright lie.
Hundreds of comments.
Dozens of reposts.
The same accusations.
The same hypocrisy.
The same shifting of the goal posts.
The same refusal to provide any credible evidence for their extraordinary claims.
It’s never a discussion.
It’s never a debate.
It’s an organised pile-on designed to bully, intimidate, exhaust, and silence anyone who dares ask, “What’s the evidence for that?” to protect their incomes solely based on signing people up to expensive long subscriptions and memberships.
The irony is that every personal attack, every desperate attempt to twist my words, and every coordinated dog-pile only highlights the weakness of their position, and the pathetic-ness of their characters
Because if their methods were genuinely robust, they wouldn’t need protecting by a loyal army of obedient online disciples.
Good methods with good evidence can defend themselves.
Cults need subservient followers.
And so I’m happy to be the sand in Naudis baby oil and all his minions, and I have nothing but never ending disrespect and contempt for all of them
The utter worst of the worst in this field!