05/05/2026
Well, I made it to Germany! 🇩🇪✈️
My name is Alexis, I’m a tattoo artist, and I am now a full-blown Google Translate warrior. My German vocabulary currently consists of “Hallo”, “Tschüss”, and a deeply confused look. 😶
If you need a cool tattoo, we can absolutely communicate. I speak fluent stencil, universal hand gestures, and I’m an expert at reading a vibe. You bring your idea (in English, bitte!), I design something awesome for you, I make the machine buzz… magic happens. ✨
So, who wants to go first? I promise it will be a lot less painful than my attempts to order a pretzel. 🥨💉
Drop me a DM, say hi, and please (for the love of all that is holy) use English or very simple miming.
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