Fat Fives Football

15/06/2026

⚽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 SEASON 11 - WEEK 5: SCOTLAND'S WIN, THE LADS DELIVER! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽

First things first — apologies for the late posts this week, folks! 🙈 Turns out the admin team needed a wee bit longer than expected to recover from Scotland's brilliant World Cup 2026 win on Sunday 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍻 What a result, what a night, and what a hangover! But the kettle's on, the painkillers are popped, and we're FINALLY ready to wrap up another absolute belter of a week at Fat Fives Football. 🎉

Week 5 in the books and what a week it was! Goals flying in everywhere, statement performances on the pitch, and another massive round of weight losses on the scales. Already past the one-third mark of Season 11, the title race is hotting up and the effort levels are still through the roof. Massive well done to every single player!

⭐🌟 TEAM OF THE WEEK! 🌟⭐
A brilliant return to the FFF family this week — long-time Fat Fives Football member Jordan Campbell is back on the scales after a lengthy spell away from the league! Jordan takes this week's captain's armband off the back of a brilliant 7.9kg comeback weigh-in. Welcome back, mate — fantastic to see you back in the fold! 💪 He's joined by Jacko (2.3kg), Liam Cairns (2.0kg), Wayne (1.8kg), Chopper (1.6kg), Willie (1.5kg), Michael L (1.1kg), Greg A (1.1kg), Lewis P (1.0kg), Bryan M (1.0kg) and Timber (1.0kg). Eleven brilliant performances on the scales — take a bow, lads! 👏

⚖️📉 TOP WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 📉⚖️
A stunning ten-way tie at the top of the table on 12 points — Greg A, Willie, Lewis P, Niall, Adam B, Richard G, Gregor M, Ross C, James W and Ethan Park! With everyone level on points, the order is decided on percentage of weight lost, and after another huge week it's Greg A who STILL holds top spot thanks to the biggest % drop. Five weeks at the top — what an incredible run of consistency from the leader!

🏃‍♂️💪 TEAM WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 💪🏃‍♂️
Flaberdeen continue to lead the team weight loss table on 75 points — but only just! Rapid Viennetta are breathing right down their necks on 73, with Scrandinavia 3rd on 51, Fatburn Rovers on 45, Parmesan Belgrade on 40, OB City on 38, Ivory Toast on 36, and Bayern Bru on 31. Every point counts and the title race in this league is going right to the wire — keep pushing together!

🥇🏅 POTS (PLAYER OF THE SEASON) 🏅🥇
A three-way tie at the top! Barry M, Michael L and Adam B are now level on a brilliant 26 points each — couldn't separate them with a crowbar! Behind them sits a five-way tie on 22 points — Zac, Lewis P, Rossco, Gogs and James W — with Stevie G on 20 and Connor M rounding out the top 10 on 19. The race to be Player of the Season is absolutely wide open!

🍫👟 GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BOOT (MVP) 👟🍫
A new pair of leaders! John R and Stevie G of Fatburn Rovers share the lead with a sensational 21 goals each — what a striking partnership! Chris M (Scrandinavia) is right behind on 19, with Connor M (Bayern Bru) on 18, Paddy (Rapid Viennetta) on 16, Ross H (Scrandinavia) on 15, Ryan Mc (Scrandinavia) on 14, and Gogs, Lewis Fer and Adam B all on 11. The goals just keep flying in!

👑🏆 SCRANDINAVIA EXTEND THEIR LEAD! 🏆👑
The champions widened the gap at the top with another sensational week, including a 5-0 hammering of title rivals Rapid Viennetta! Scrandinavia now sit on 39 points, with Fatburn Rovers up to 2nd on 36 after their record-shattering 12-1 win over O.B City. Rapid Viennetta slip to 3rd on 31, with Bayern Bru continuing their quiet climb up to a solid 4th. The title race is shaping up nicely as we head into the back half of Season 11!

📊⚽ MATCH RESULTS & STANDINGS ⚽📊
WHAT a week of football! The headline result has to be Fatburn Rovers' incredible 12-1 win over O.B City — possibly the result of the season so far! Scrandinavia put 5 past Rapid Viennetta with no reply, 5 more past Flaberdeen, and edged Bayern Bru 3-2 for a perfect 9 points. Rapid Viennetta bounced back with a 6-2 win over Bayern Bru and a 3-3 draw with Parmesan Belgrade. Flaberdeen bagged a 5-1 win over O.B City. Fatburn Rovers added a 7-3 over Ivory Toast and 7-2 over Parmesan Belgrade. And the moment of the week? A massive shout-out to Ivory Toast for their FIRST WIN of Season 11 — a brilliant 3-1 over O.B City! Keep going lads! 💪

The Top 3 Standings:
Scrandinavia top on 39 points (+49 GD), Fatburn Rovers 2nd on 36 points (+38 GD), Rapid Viennetta 3rd on 31 points (+21 GD).

That's a (very late but very worth it!) wrap on Week 5 of Season 11! Massive thank you to every single player for the effort being put in — on the pitch, on the scales, and in supporting each other along the way. And a huge congratulations to Scotland for making us all proud at the World Cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽ — keep flying the flag, lads! The world might have its eyes on the action across the pond 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽, but we know where the real heroes are. Keep going, keep believing, and we'll see you next week (hopefully a bit more on time 😅)! For full stats, fixtures, league tables and live player tracking, head over to 👇

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14/06/2026

Important message to our lads and to the Scotland National Team from our commissioner Callum Hopkins 👀

14/06/2026

FULL TIME: Haiti 0-1 Scotland.

A win to kick-off our FIFA World Cup campaign!

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13/06/2026

Our lads showed their support for Scotland National Team and their home nations participating in the FIFA World Cup! Everyone is absolutely buzzing to see their teams perform out in the states and our Scotland boys are delighted to be seeing the team once again on the world stage! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎊💪
Shout-out to Zac who played in goals with his kilt on all evening 😂 keep an eye out for his performances in the week 5 highlights!

Big thanks to Men In Mind who were also along last night to chat to the lads about mental health and to provide information about their meetups all across Aberdeen, Aberdeenshire and the North East of Scotland. Looking forward to working closer with the Men In Mind team to ensure our members have access to mental health support 👏👍

12/06/2026

🎬⚽ WEEK 4 HIGHLIGHTS ARE LIVE! ⚽🎬

The Season 11 - Week 4 highlights are now up on YouTube and what a watch this one is! While the world tunes in to the World Cup 2026 ⚽🌎, our own version of the beautiful game served up plenty of its own drama. We're officially a third of the way through Season 11 and Week 4 was a night to remember 👀

🏆 The defending champs found a different gear
💥 A result the league won't forget in a hurry
⚽ A goal-fest worthy of any World Cup group stage
🔥 The gap at the top has well and truly opened up

Sit back, grab a brew, and catch all 12 fixtures plus the updated league table 👇

🎥 https://youtu.be/dsZff4jXFxE

Forget USA, Canada and Mexico 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽 — the real heroes are right here. Massive well done to every single player putting in the graft this season — on the pitch and on the scales 💙

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10/06/2026

🎬 "TOO COOL TO WATCH IT GO IN 😮‍💨"
📝 No look. Back heel. Top finish. Shaun is not normal 🫡

08/06/2026

🏆🎉 MILESTONE MOMENTS! 🎉🏆
Stop the press — we've got some absolutely huge personal achievements to celebrate this week. Two of our players have smashed major milestones on the scales, and these are the moments that make Fat Fives Football what it is. 💙

⚖️🥇 GREG A HITS 15% STARTING WEIGHT LOSS! 🥇⚖️
What. A. Player. Greg A has officially crossed the 15% starting weight loss milestone — a phenomenal achievement and a brilliant testament to the work, consistency and sheer graft he's put in week after week. Greg has been a constant feature of our Team of the Week line-ups and right at the top of the Top Weight Loss League all season long — and now this. Massive congratulations Greg — you're an absolute inspiration! 👏

⚖️🌟 JOSH HITS BOTH 5% AND 10% STARTING WEIGHT LOSS! 🌟⚖️
Take a bow, Josh! Not one but TWO huge milestones smashed — Josh has officially hit both the 5% AND 10% starting weight loss markers. To reach either is a brilliant achievement; to land both is simply outstanding. Massive credit for the dedication, focus and hard work that's gone into making this happen. Onwards and upwards, mate — keep going! 💪

These are the moments that define exactly what Fat Fives Football is all about — real people, real graft, real results. A massive well done to Greg A and Josh from every single one of us. You're inspiring the whole community 🙌

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08/06/2026

⚽🚨 SEASON 11 - WEEK 4: THE GRAFT CONTINUES! 🚨⚽
Week 4 in the books and what a week it was! Another huge round of weight losses on the scales, another brilliant night of football on the pitch, and the title race throwing up yet another twist. We're now officially a third of the way through Season 11 — and what a journey it's been already! Every player out there is putting in shifts to be proud of. Massive well done to everyone!

⭐🌟 TEAM OF THE WEEK! 🌟⭐
Co-captains in this week's TOTW! Aidan M and Callum K share the captain's armband after both shifting a brilliant 3.0kg each — what a way to lead from the front! They're joined by Willie (2.5kg), Greg A (2.0kg), Connor M (1.7kg), Keir B (1.6kg), Jacko (1.6kg), Martin P (1.2kg), Aidan (1.2kg), Lewis P (1.1kg) and MJ (1.1kg). Eleven brilliant performances on the scales — take a bow, lads!

⚖️📉 TOP WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 📉⚖️
A stunning ten-way tie at the top of the table on 9 points — Greg A, Willie, Adam B, Lewis P, Niall, Doug, Richard G, James W, Gregor M and Ross C! With everyone level on points, the order is decided on percentage of weight lost, and after another huge week it's Greg A who takes the top spot thanks to the biggest % drop. Four weeks in and the top 10 still locked together — what a run of consistency from everyone!

🏃‍♂️💪 TEAM WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 💪🏃‍♂️
Flaberdeen keep the dream alive at the top of the team weight loss table on 58 points — a phenomenal collective effort! Rapid Viennetta are right behind on 56, with Fatburn Rovers up to 3rd on 38, Scrandinavia 4th on 36, Ivory Toast on 32, Parmesan Belgrade on 31, OB City on 30, and Bayern Bru on 26. Every point counts and every player on every team has contributed — keep pushing together!
🥇🏅 POTS (PLAYER OF THE SEASON) 🏅🥇
Barry M of Scrandinavia opens up his lead at the top with a brilliant 24 points! Michael L and Adam B share 2nd on 21 points each, with a four-way tie on 20 just behind — Zac, Lewis P, Rossco and Gogs. Connor M, Boother and James W round out the top 10 on 17 points. Phenomenal individual performances right across the league!

🍫👟 GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BOOT (MVP) 👟🍫
Connor M of Bayern Bru takes back the lead in the boot race with a sensational 15 goals! Chris M (Scrandinavia) and Paddy (Rapid Viennetta) follow close on 13 each, with Ryan Mc (Scrandinavia) and John R (Fatburn Rovers) on 12, Stevie G (Fatburn Rovers) on 11, Gogs (Rapid Viennetta) on 10, Lewis Fer (Parmesan Belgrade) and Tel Van Boy (Scrandinavia) on 9, and Rossco (Flaberdeen) on 8. The goals just keep flying in!

👑🏆 SCRANDINAVIA STAMP THEIR AUTHORITY! 🏆👑
The champions delivered the perfect response with a sensational 3-from-3 in Week 4 to open up a brilliant 3-point lead at the top! Scrandinavia bagged 21 goals across the night including a stunning 9-2 demolition of Parmesan Belgrade. They're now on 30 points, with Rapid Viennetta and Fatburn Rovers level on 27 apiece (separated only by goal difference). Bayern Bru's strong week has pushed them up to a solid 4th. A statement week from the leaders, but the chasing pack are still right there in the title race.

📊⚽ MATCH RESULTS & STANDINGS ⚽📊
What a week of football! The headline result has to be Scrandinavia 9-2 Parmesan Belgrade — but Rapid Viennetta produced their own masterclass with a stunning 8-0 demolition of O.B City. The night opened with a 3-3 thriller between Fatburn Rovers and Rapid Viennetta, with Fatburn then picking up wins of 4-1 over Flaberdeen and 4-1 against Bayern Bru. Bayern Bru themselves had a brilliant 4-0 win over Parmesan Belgrade and edged past O.B City 2-1. Big result for Flaberdeen with a 3-2 win over Ivory Toast, and Parmesan Belgrade got their week back on track with a 6-3 win over Ivory Toast. Heads up Ivory Toast and OB City — plenty of season left, keep going!

The Top 3 Standings:
Scrandinavia top on 30 points (+40 GD), Rapid Viennetta 2nd on 27 points (+22 GD), Fatburn Rovers 3rd on 27 points (+18 GD).
That's a wrap on Week 4 of Season 11! Massive thank you to every single player for the effort being put in — on the pitch, on the scales, and in supporting each other along the way. This is what makes Fat Fives Football so special. Keep going, keep believing, and we'll see you next week! For full stats, fixtures, league tables and live player tracking, head over to 👇

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07/06/2026

🎬 "DID HE GET THE BALL? 👀"
📝 Zac doing EVERYTHING to stay out that box 😅 Ref waved it away but we'll let YOU decide… ball or man? Drop your verdict below 👇

05/06/2026

🎬⚽ WEEK 3 HIGHLIGHTS ARE LIVE! ⚽🎬

The full Season 11 - Week 3 match highlights are now up on YouTube and it's a belter you don't want to miss!

Played out under the glorious summer sunshine ☀️, Week 3 brought a week of football that's well and truly cracked the title race wide open. The defending champions were tested again, the chasing pack delivered a statement of their own, and we've got a couple of scorelines that need to be seen to be believed 👀

🏆 A title race that's now a three-horse scrap
💥 The moment of the week from a Top 4 side
⚽ Goals galore, including a five-goal showing from a side climbing the table

💪 The bottom of the league showing real signs of fight
Sit back, grab a brew, and catch every goal, every twist and the updated league table 👇

🎥 https://youtu.be/M9iivpQBFoI

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