19/05/2026
⚽🚨 SEASON 11 IS UNDERWAY: A FRESH START FOR EVERYONE! 🚨⚽
And we're back! Season 11 has officially kicked off and what a brilliant opening week from every single one of you. New faces in the squads after a busy transfer window, a few familiar names lining up against their old Season 10 colours, and a whole lot of effort already showing on the scales and on the pitch. Twelve games down, a tonne of weight already shifted, and a fantastic feeling of momentum heading into Week 2. Huge well done to everyone — this is what we're here for!
⭐🌟 TEAM OF THE WEEK! 🌟⭐
Leading the very first TOTW of Season 11 with an outstanding 4.5kg loss, Greg A takes the captain's armband — what a way to set the tone! He's joined by Sam Stephen (3.7kg), James W (3.7kg), Ray (3.4kg), Loon (2.8kg), Jonny (2.3kg), Stephen B (2.2kg), Barry C (2.1kg), Gilmore (1.9kg), Scott R (1.8kg) and Oatsy (1.8kg). Eleven brilliant performances on the scales — every single one of you should be proud. Take a bow, lads!
⚖️📉 TOP WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 📉⚖️
First points on the board for the early movers and what a list to start the season with! Ten players have opened their accounts with their first point of the campaign — Greg A, Sam Stephen, Jonny, James W, Ray, Barry C, Loon, Stephen B, Gilmore and Jacko. With everyone level on 1 point, the early order is decided on percentage of weight lost, and it's Greg A who edges to the top of the table thanks to the biggest % drop. Massive credit to every single one of you for getting off to such a strong start. Plenty of season left, plenty more points up for grabs, and a real opportunity for anyone to climb this table!
🏃♂️💪 TEAM WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 💪🏃♂️
What a team effort across the board! Rapid Viennetta hit the ground running, topping the early table with a brilliant 8 points. Flaberdeen, Parmesan Belgrade and Scrandinavia are right behind on 6, OB City on 5, Fatburn Rovers on 3, and Bayern Bru and Ivory Toast both on 2. Every point counts, and every player on every team has contributed to a fantastic opening week. Long road ahead — let's keep pushing together!
🥇🏅 POTS (PLAYER OF THE SEASON) 🏅🥇
The early pace-setter is Barry M of Scrandinavia, who tops the chart with a brilliant 11 points after being named Man of the Match in all three of his side's opening games — what a start! Hot on his heels is a huge eight-way tie on 8 points, with Gareth, Rossco, Steven Mc, James W, Jason, Michael L, Gilmore and Stevie G all making their mark. Chuckie rounds out the top 10 alongside Stevie G on 5 points. Wonderful early performances all round.
🍫👟 GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BOOT (MVP) 👟🍫
The race for the boot is already heating up! Stuka of OB City fires the first shot with a sensational 6 goals in Week 1. He's chased hard by a three-way tie on 5 — Ryan Mc (Scrandinavia), John R (Fatburn Rovers) and Connor M (Bayern Bru) — with Gareth, Chris M and Stevie G all on 3 to round out the early front-runners. Clinical finishing all over the league!
👑🏆 SCRANDINAVIA START THE TITLE DEFENCE STRONG! 🏆👑
After lifting the Treble in Season 10, the champions have picked up right where they left off — played 3, won 3, +8 goal difference, and a maximum 9 points. They saw off Fatburn Rovers 4-2, dismantled Bayern Bru 4-1, and rounded the week off with a 4-1 win over Flaberdeen. A statement opening from the Scran squad as they look to defend their crown.
📊⚽ MATCH RESULTS & STANDINGS ⚽📊
A great mix of results across the opening round! Scrandinavia were the only side to take maximum points, while OB City, Fatburn Rovers, Bayern Bru and Rapid Viennetta all picked up 6 points to sit level on goal difference behind the leaders. Parmesan Belgrade got off the mark with 3 points, while Flaberdeen and Ivory Toast both endured tougher opening weeks with 0 points — early days though and plenty of time to bounce back. Some standout scorelines too, with Bayern Bru's 6-2 win away at Flaberdeen, OB City's 8-2 win over Ivory Toast, and a goal-fest 7-4 for Fatburn Rovers over Ivory Toast in a real thriller.
The Early Top 3 Standings:
Scrandinavia top on 9 points, OB City 2nd on 6 points (+5 GD), and Fatburn Rovers 3rd on 6 points (+3 GD).
That's a wrap on Week 1 of Season 11! Massive thank you to every single player for the effort already being put in — on the pitch, on the scales, and in supporting each other along the way. This is what makes FatFives so special. Keep going, keep believing, and we'll see you next week! For full stats, fixtures, league tables and live player tracking, head over to 👇
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