03/02/2025
Read to the end for instructions!!!
•
If you are ill, feeling the start of something nasty coming on, full of cold, been to visit your cousin’s mate’s dad’s drinking buddy to drop him off some f’kin arsenic for the new COVID 25 flu, anything that could be possibly construed as slightly ill and contagious- DO NOT SHOW UP TO YOUR FU***NG TATTOO APPOINTMENT!! Call us and reschedule.
I am SO grateful that I have you all to tattoo and, dya know what, good on ya for really trying to not let us down and push through the pain. I respect it, I really do; but buddy- I’m not your boss. We’re not your employers. You don’t get extra brownie points for showing up. In fact, you’ll end up with the entirety of the tattoo studio secretly wishing you a slow death (off premises, far enough away that we can’t catch anything of course).
Turning up ill will get you unceremoniously kicked out the door in my biohazard boots, fully doused in the type of disinfectant you only see in zombie movies, then I will, without one iota of guilt, pocket your deposit and go spend it down Wetherspoons.
Over this past two and a half weeks I have had flu and some kind of horrific stomach virus (I know-could possibly be food poisoning from a plain cheese sandwich….) that made me empty the entire contents of my digestive system ALL OVER an unfamiliar pub toilet. It wasn’t pretty.
I’m self employed guys. If I get sick I don’t get paid. And right now I haven’t got paid!!!!
So I’m asking you nicely. Think about others when you’re ill. Call and reschedule your appointment.
Your bull-headed stubbornness will not prevent your illness spreading to any of us self employed chumps in the studio.
If you turn up ill to your appointment, your deposit will be forfeit and you will be asked to leave.
Back to the bit you’ve been waiting for- everyone’s a winner! We proudly offer illness and contagion FREE TATTOO to all clients xx
(This means that the premises and atmosphere you are tattooed in are free of viruses, illnesses, nasty colds and stomach bugs- you still have to pay to get tattooed)….