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18/06/2026

The one where brain fog got me into a bit of trouble... 🤣

One Sunday evening not that long ago, well around last Christmas looking at the picture, I decided it was time to finally sell my old office chair on Facebook Marketplace.

I’d tripped over it and bruised myself for the umpteenth time, and it just had to go! 🤦‍♀️

It was one of those classic chaotic evenings:

- The Marketplace app was being glitchy and the bloody pic wouldn’t load

- The dog was under my feet 🐶

- My teenager was being a pain in the arse (Nowt new there then!)

Finally, I managed to get the ad to work. But I didn’t bother to check it because I’d had a bloodynough and just wanted to sit down with a glass of wine! 🍷

Imagine my absolute shock the next morning when I woke up to hundreds of messages!

Wow, office chairs are in demand, I thought! Maybe I should have asked for more than a tenner!

But here’s the funny thing… I hadn’t uploaded a picture of the chair. I’d only gone and uploaded a picture of myself.

I had accidentally advertised myself as a bloody chair! For sale. For a tenner! 💷

Most of the messages were absolutely hilarious, but I did have to block one guy for continuing to try his luck days after my faux pas. 😂

Please tell me you have done something this daft? Brain fog has a lot to answer for! 🤣

True story, my friends can vouch for how dizzy I can be. Combine that with peri- menopausal brain fog and I’m a danger to myself! 🤣

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16/06/2026

It’s Father’s Day this Sunday and there are loads of Dads go Free and Dads eat Free deals this weekend Sat 20 and Sun 21 June.

If you’re in the South West, how about a trip to Noah's Ark Zoo Farm.

To claim your free ticket saving you £22 book online in advance and enter the code “DadsGoFree” at the checkout.

Offer runs 20th & 21st June *Please see full terms and conditions on website.

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DADS GO FREE 🤎

This Father’s Day, we’re celebrating all the amazing dads, father figures, and caregivers out there by offering them free entry to the Zoo*! 🐻

To claim your free ticket, book online in advance and enter the code “DadsGoFree” at the checkout.

Offer runs 20th & 21st June *Please see full terms and conditions on website.

https://www.noahsarkzoofarm.co.uk/whats-on/upcoming-events/dads-go-free/

15/06/2026

Monday mornings are always tough so why not treat yourself to a delicious gourmet toastie and a hot drink for just £7.50.

I just love the bacon, cranberry and Brie one bit there are loads of tasty options to choose from at Toastie Queens.

They’re so filling too, so it’s a treat that will keep you going all day long!

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Start your morning the right way with our delicious breakfast deal for just £7.50 until 12:00 PM!

Choose from:
🥓 Smoked Back Bacon
🌭 Cumberland Sausage
🌱 Veggie Sausage

Served in our tasty sourdough bread and paired with any standard hot drink.

Perfect for breakfast on the go, a coffee catch-up, or a well-earned morning treat! 👑

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12/06/2026

What’s everyone up to this weekend? The sun is due out tomorrow so I’m planning on making the most of it! 🤩

If you’re in Bristol on Sunday check out the Birdman event where brave participants dress up in bright, feathered, birdlike costumes and launch themselves off a ramp into the floating harbour! Mad or what?

It’s fancy dress for those attending and the best dressed will win a prize - the fun starts at 11am.

It’s free to attend but please donate as it’s all to raise money for local youth work charity Grass Roots Communities - helping young people fly.

And be warned, especially if you’re taking little kids and dogs it’ll be busy, last year saw about 10,000 people turn up!

Grab yourself a delicious toastie and alcoholic or soft drink from my lovely friends at Queens while you’re there! 😊

And if you’re not in Bristol, where are you off this weekend?

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11/06/2026

Middle aged men might be useless when it comes to dating - as I ranted about in my video yesterday - but there are still some decent blokes around.

And as a journalist I believe it’s important to provide a balanced narrative.

So a big shout out and thank you to Nathan Bell from Bristol for changing my tyre for me this week.

He was driving behind me coming up to the Old Market roundabout when he got my attention to tell me I had a blowout.

He then pulled over, located my spare (yes, I’m admitting I didn’t even know where it was 🤣) and changed it for me! What a true gentleman!

It’s always lovely to discover there are still decent folk out there ❤️Have you been on the receiving end of a good deed recently?

10/06/2026

This is why I might be finally done with dating apps. Women, is this happening to you? Men, WTF is going on?

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09/06/2026

Today’s the day you can get free kids’ tickets to more than 50 London theatre shows from 10am!

You can grab free entry to over 50 West End shows in London running from Monday 20 July until Monday 31 August, but you’ll have to be quick off the mark as tickets will fly off the shelf.

Take children 17 and under to see Beetlejuice The Musical, The Lion King, Harry Potter and Matilda this summer.

Here's how you can get a free child ticket when you buy a full-priced adult one 👇

08/06/2026

Definitely in need of coffee today after a boat party on Saturday night that I'm still recovering from!

Hangovers are definitely so much worse when you're middle aged. 😌

Made me think though, where can you get free coffee and tea?

IKEA
Grab yourself a free cuppa Mon to Fri if you're a IKEA family member. If you're not, just sign up.

Costa Coffee
Collect 10 beans in the Costa Coffee app and you'll qualify for a free coffee. You can extra bean for using a resuable cup.

Greggs
You can get a free tea or coffee the first time you download the Greggs app.

Coffee #1
Sign up to the app and you'll get a voucher for a free drink worth £5. Once you have the app, enter promo code C1SUMMER before 31 August to claim your free drink.

Wetherspoon
Spend £1.04 on a hot drink and get free refills! You could literally spend the whole day there and take a refill with you when you leave.

Morrisons
You can also get unlimited free refills of tea and coffee at all Morrisons cafes when you spend £1.95.

Caffe Nero
Octopus Energy customers who have a smart meter can get a free drink every week at Caffe Nero or Greggs.

Waitrose
Sign up to the myWaitrose loyalty card and you can claim a free hot drink every day if you take your own resuable cup.

Share this with a friend who needs free coffee today!

05/06/2026

The BBC is looking to speak to families with children aged 5 to 8 who might be finding it a bit tricky to make friends.

It’s for a new show coming to the BBC soon.

If that sounds familiar (or like someone you know), you can find more info at bemyfriend.tv

Spread the word. ❤️

From the award-winning team behind The Dog House and the BAFTA-winning producer of First Dates comes a heart-warming new BBC series exploring the highs and lows of childhood friendships.

04/06/2026

Love how as you get older you start to care less about what others think.

I can’t believe I’ve turned into Eddy from Ab Fab though. 😩🤣

At least I’m still having fun - it could be worse!

And this scene reminds me of many a great night with friends.

Problem is though I’ve found anxiety - and hangxiety - gets worse in middle age. So I might not give a crap at the time, but the next day, it kicks in 😩

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