20/08/2026
Okayyyyy with Christmas in another 127 days who wants to play a game :)
The rules are simple
1 Turn up for work in a cspc uniform
2 Supply me with fruit pastilles
3 Supply me with fruit pastilles
4 Follow rules 2 and 3
If you follow those simple rules you win a fair wage paid weekly
If you fail to follow the rules you get eliminated
To play the game and need
A To want to work as a community carer
B A good sense of humour - the cave dwelling hybrid zombie vampire office staff will soon suck the life out of you (for those wondering i did absolutely not just call the office staff brain dead blood suckers, im simply being affectionate)
I need a community carer ( can be a none driver) for mainly Cannock with some cover on the dark side (Rugeley) I know the thought of crossing the border can be daunting as it seems to have traumatised the Rugeley staff for years.
This role is for mornings 7-11 but other hours are available if you want them and it will involve some personal care butttttt don't panic you will be provided with an industrial jar of vicks (for winter working) and a cattle prod (to keep your double up partner in line)
If you are interested in an immediate interview and a quick start please ring
CSPC Healthcare Ltd
01543 495695 and quote zombie :)