Hello, Potion Seller

14/10/2025

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/828944716199617/

01/12/2023

Hey bargain hunters. Coming out of my current hiatus (which is a combo of lack of time and Vinted drop off locations) to share that sadly my dog and part-time Vinted ad model, Keisha, was sent across the rainbow bridge today.

I received a lot of love for her on the few ads she appeared in, and she received many compliments that brightened my day.

She was the best model a fat bloke could ask for. Her smile was divine. Rest easy, girl x

26/09/2023

What does it mean to be free? Well, for some, it’s riding down an open highway, wind in your hair, riding in that midlife-mobile you bought with your severance cheque. The one that your new girlfriend seems to be spending like there is no tomorrow, after all, she is only 23. And how’s the hair? It feels a little thin, but if you comb it over I’m sure nobody will notice that you’re trying to hide your rapidly balding bonce. Maybe after all, you’ve wasted your life on trivial things and now hitting a midpoint…it all seems pointless. Just another stepping stone on the inevitable step towards certain death and being forgotten…

…and now your kids will be able to experience their own midlife crisis, with the incredible remote controlled Lamborghini!!!

Yes, drive like a bat out of hell into mummy’s shins and ruin the carpet one charge at a time. This remote controlled car is in excellent working condition, fully tested and restored, AND…batteries are included.

Make your kid the coolest on the block, and the loneliest old man at the ripe age of 6, coming tomorrow on Vinted.

Batteries included
Fat bloke however…is not.

https://www.vinted.co.uk/member/71153250-errey

19/09/2023

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! Well it’s big enough to be! Swinging through the streets as a trusty side kick, Fat bloke aka “Tubbs” is ever vigilant. Watching over his mentor and confidant, SPIDER-BEAR!

A Facebook exclusive image! Apparently this one contains enough copyrighted ideas that Vinted won’t have it!

Coming later this week, this wonderful, Pristine, Spider-Man edition Build-a-Bear. Kept safe and loved since 2014, this bear is looking for it’s new person to help keep the monsters away.

Check Vinted later this week for the rare and like-new find!

Tubbs not included.

https://www.vinted.co.uk/member/71153250-errey

12/09/2023

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I’M ON A JETPACK!!!

Want to be a criminal mastermind? Have you hit the streets of Los Santos and kee ending up in the hospital? Like reading long reference manuals for very specific gaming purposes?

Well, Fat bloke has a bargain for you! The Limited Edition version of the OFFICIAL GTA V guidebook!

Containing pages and pages of information, this official guide helps you step by step to get Michael, Trevor & Franklin from beginning to end in this all time gaming classic.

With a walkthrough of the story, all side events and collectibles, this special hardback edition of the guide comes in good condition, ready to help the next person survive the criminal underworld.

Head over to Vinted today and pick up this fantastic offer!

Fat bloke not included

Available on Vinted

https://www.vinted.co.uk/items/3457022820-grand-theft-auto-v-limited-edition-strategy-guide

05/09/2023

Do you have those days where your kids just don’t shut the f**k up? Like, those really bad days where a drill bit to the skull is a mercy, and if they ask you one more time to put on Mr Tumble you’ll fracture into a million pieces? Where each piece of you is screaming into its own abyss of darkness, and pain, and all you want is for it to stop, just for 20 minutes?

We’ll hard luck, pal, it’s time for you to buy Noisy Jungle! A sound journey for all shapes and sizes…and the quickest way to parental self harm! Enjoy the same 4 sounds over and over and over again, for years, as you read them this cute bedtime story about the sounds of the Jungle.

You’d be wishing it’s just King Julian after hearing generic monkey noise No.7 for the tenth time this minute. Go on, just press a few more times, you’re still sane for the minute!

Grab yourself a copy of Noisy jungle on Vinted today from me, the Fat Bloke, and learn what it means to be tortured, one page at a time.

Fat bloke not included

Available on Vinted

https://www.vinted.co.uk/items/3432499482-noisy-jungle-kids-sound-book

04/09/2023

Afternoon, Bargain Hunters! Hope you’re enjoying the sun, make sure to wear a hat and stay hydrated!

I’m currently hard at work coming up with new ads and ideas to present to you all. Make sure to keep checking back here, and on Vinted, to see all the new bargains, added every weekday.

Today I want to share something a little different. Recently I did an interview with Somersets Alive, talking about how I got started with the Vinted Selling, and how I come up with all my ideas. I’d love for you guys to check it out, and let me know what you think. (Make sure to scroll all the way down, there’s a little break in the middle).

Thank you as always for all your support. ###

I’m off to go paint some old cardboard, have a great day.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=175014028957276&id=100093460392125

‘I could call it a form of art, but the only art here is the ability to fill time between my sons naps’ If you are looking for a preloved item to buy there could be a chance that you ha…

01/09/2023

I’m baaaaaaack!

Hey, Bargain Hunters! How are you doing? Looking for more Bargains I bet. Well, after my short break I had to come back with an Ad so ambitious that it would be silly to even try it…

They say that the grass is always greener…
So let’s find out: which grass IS the greener, stronger, braver…easier to tend to. Welcome, to Turf Wars!

The battle field below lays heavy with the moisture and blades of lawn. Astro with its strength and durability. The lawn with its strength in numbers. Fat bloke watches on with glee, but he asks: what side are you on?

But of course this bargain has nothing to do with garden warfare, Turf Wars by Olivier Norek follows the case of three murdered drug dealers within the French Suburbs, and the police work of Capitane Coste and his team trying to bring down the bad and protect the good.

Grab this bargain and almost 500 more on Vinted today! Tell your friends, tell your family, tell the window cleaner and your mistress…FAT BLOKE IS BACK.

Still not included.

https://www.vinted.co.uk/items/3420613217-turf-wars-by-olivier-norek

08/08/2023

Wassup, bargain hunters! Fat Bloke here! Here to send a message to all the new followers, OG members and those who have a weird crush on me…I’m still here! Don’t worry!

For those who missed my video a few weeks ago, I’m taking just over a month off, as we’re having to move house…not our choice. I sadly bid farewell to my Adoptive Hometown, Frome, and have moved Fat Bloke HQ south to Castle Cary.

Frome friends, I love you, I miss the town already. And hope you’ll stick around to see silly local ads on my page and the marketplace. And don’t worry, I’ll be back!

For all those in the Frome and surrounding area, I want to highly recommend Lukas Removals Frome and it’s Boss man, Lukas. Couldn’t have gotten through it today without him and his team. They have the Fat Bloke seal of approval. They all went above and beyond; they had to move all my unlisted stock! Check them out on their page and on their website: http://lukas-removals.co.uk/

My Vinted will be back up and running soon, I hope you look forward to my phat fat return! With new ads, weird builds, amazing bargains…and maybe even a whole new arm of the Fat bloke Empire?!

Love you all, take care, stay safe and stay hydrated. 👍🏻
Alex x

13/07/2023

Some kind words and an update from The Fat Bloke, concerning the next couple of months.

10/07/2023

Here is the copy for my latest Facebook Bargain that was listed last Friday! Enjoy 🙂

FROSTED GLASS LAMP - FAT BLOKE NOT INCLUDED (SOLD)

A rather fetching Frosted Glass Lamp, currently in the hands of a rather fetching Fat Bloke.

This beautiful if unusual lamp features a frosted design similar to branches, adding a lovely natural design to a living room, bedroom or hallway in need of a spruce!

I acquired it while on holiday in a mystical land, from a moustachioed gentleman running a stall selling trinkets. You could say it was quite a bizarre bazaar! He offered me this lamp for next to nothing, and seemed quite pleased to be rid of it. Once I returned home I gave it a clean and would you believe it, a genie popped out! Incredible!* He proceeded to offer me three wishes, little did he know I only needed one…3 times. Safe to say, Bobby’s still has its biggest fan in me!

Includes bulb, and wired with UK plug. Fat Bloke Not Included.

*Genie may not appear on first rubbing.

Collection only, please x