18/10/2026
1️⃣ I aim for an 80:20 split: 80% whole foods and 20% whatever the fck I like
I’ve chased ‘perfect eating’ & life is sad if everything that passes your lips has to be ‘on plan’
2️⃣ I lift heavy things 3-5 times a week
Building muscle is how I’m nudging my metabolic health to the next level, helping my body use glucose (sugar) efficiently as my hormones shift
3️⃣ I get outside for morning daylight.
To anchor my body clock & give my sleep-wake cycle a fighting chance. I am a much nicer person and less ravenous if I have slept through the fcking night
4️⃣ I eat carbs
I pair them with protein, fibre & fat and I eat them last where possible (I’m not dissecting a bloody smoothie). When I eat cake, I EAT CAKE not a chalky high protein cake
5️⃣ I prioritise fibre & a daily dump.
Because I would rather not have all the beautiful work my liver & bile have done to package up oestrogen, for it to be re-fcking-circulated from the gut (also who wants to be fcking constipated?!)
6️⃣ I move after meals when I can.
Sometimes that’s a dog walk, other times it’s unloading the dishwasher, this is a big win for blood sugar balance, not a calorie burning hack.
7️⃣ I eat actual food, not diet food pretending to be food.
I’d rather not fill up on low-calorie substitutes full of artificial sweeteners which leave me nutrient poor and craving more crappy pretend ‘health food’.
8️⃣ I don’t use exercise to earn my dinner.
I train to build strength, maintain bone health and make sure future me can still do whatever the fck she wants.
9️⃣ I pay attention to how my body responds, not what I weigh.
Energy, sleep, recovery, digestion & strength tell me far more about how I’m doing than a bathroom scale
🔟 I eat enough. Full stop.
Because I’m not spending the next 40 years surviving on sad fcking salads... underfed, undermuscled and exhausted.
I’m not interested in shrinking my way through midlife. I’m here to build a strong, well-fcking-fed body that’s still doing everything I love at 70.
Follow if you’re done with diet culture & ready to give your future self a bloody good deal.