Get Out Of Anything

14/06/2026

14/06/2026

Forgot Father’s Day? Don’t panic… we’ve got you covered (even if Dad’s head isn’t 😉😂)

For the dad who’s lost his hair but never his sense of humour — give him the ultimate excuse card.

✨ Bad hair day? Doesn’t apply.
✨ Late again? Blame the baldness.
✨ Getting out of anything? Officially approved.

A funny metal keepsake he’ll actually keep — not another mug, pair of socks or “World’s Best Dad” thing he’s already got 12 of 🙈

Pull the Bald Card… because he’s earned it 🪪✨

👉 Order now / tag a bald legend who needs one 😂

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14/06/2026

✨ When someone finally finds the card they NEED… 😂

This is my favourite part of doing markets 💕

Watching someone pick up a card, laugh, point at their friend and say…

“OMG… this is SO you.” 🤣

Because these aren’t just cards. They’re little metal permission slips for life’s messy moments — the funny ones, the stressful ones, the heartbreaking ones and everything in between.

Born from my own cancer journey, they were created because sometimes humour is exactly what gets us through 💗

Whether you need the Cancer Card, Pregnant Card, Dead Dad Card, Victim Card… or just an excuse to get out of something you really don’t want to do 😉

There’s probably a card with your name on it.

Which one would YOU pull? 👇

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10/06/2026

Don’t wait for the perfect words… The truth is, there are no perfect words

If someone you care about has just been diagnosed with cancer, they’re probably hearing “let me know if you need anything” over and over.

What they need most is to know they’re loved.

The Cancer Card says, “I’m thinking of you” without needing a long message.

A small gesture today could mean the world to them.

❤️ Tag a friend who would appreciate this idea or send them this post

06/06/2026

Want to send something they’ll actually keep? ✨

Most gifts sent during treatment are forgotten within weeks.

The Cancer Card isn’t.

It’s a metal keepsake they can carry in their purse, wallet or pocket long after treatment ends.

A little reminder that someone was thinking of them when they needed it most.

Thousands have already been gifted worldwide because sometimes laughter really is the best medicine.

❤️ Would you keep this? Let me know below

05/06/2026

⚡ YOUR EXCUSE. YOUR STORY. YOUR CARD. ⚡

My customers have been creating their own
GET OUT OF ANYTHING cards…

Recent requests 👇

🧑‍🦲 Bald
🌬️ Asthma
❤️ Heart Transplant
🔥 Perimenopause & Out Of F*cks
💙 Prostate Cancer
🏖️ I’m On Holiday

Got your own idea?
Let’s make it happen. ✨

03/06/2026

✨This wasn’t created in a boardroom.✨

The original Cancer Card was made for me during my own breast cancer treatment.

Dark humour became my coping mechanism.

What started as something to make myself laugh has now been sent to thousands of people facing cancer around the world.

If you’re struggling to find the right words for someone you love, you’re not alone.

Sometimes a smile is worth more than another bunch of flowers.

❤️ Share this with someone supporting a friend through treatment.

30/05/2026

Sometimes flowers don’t feel enough.🌸

A friend has just been diagnosed with cancer.

You want to do something. Say something. Send something.

But finding the right words can feel impossible.

The Cancer Card was created during my own treatment. It’s a funny metal keepsake designed to raise a smile on the darkest days and gives them a lifetime excuse to pull the “Cancer Card” whenever they need to get out of something.

A small gift. A big smile. A reminder they’re not facing it alone.

❤️ Tag someone who always knows the right thing to say.

23/05/2026

Engagements are exciting… until the spreadsheets, family drama, hen dos and seating plans begin 😵‍💫

That’s exactly why I created the Wedding Collection — funny metal “Get Out Of Anything” cards designed for the people holding the whole wedding together.

Bride. Groom. Mother of the Bride. Father of the Bride.

Bridesmaid.Why not gift the whole collection?