Get Out Of Anything

23/05/2026

23/05/2026

Engagements are exciting… until the spreadsheets, family drama, hen dos and seating plans begin 😵‍💫

That’s exactly why I created the Wedding Collection — funny metal “Get Out Of Anything” cards designed for the people holding the whole wedding together.

Bride. Groom. Mother of the Bride. Father of the Bride.

Bridesmaid.Why not gift the whole collection?

19/05/2026

PULL THIS TO GET OUT OF ANYTHING

Someone you know is probably having the hardest time of their life right now.

This card says:
“I see how s**t this is… and I’m still here making you smile.”

Because sometimes dark humour feels more comforting than sympathy.

And the people who get it… really get it. 🖤

👇 Tag the mate who’d laugh at this
💌 Share with someone who needs cheering up
🔥 Limited white and pink metal cards available

gift

17/05/2026

This isn’t for everyone 😳

But if your friend uses humour to survive… they’ll get it immediately.

The best messages aren’t always serious.

Sometimes trying to feel “normal” again starts with laughing

16/05/2026

Nobody knows what to say when a friend gets diagnosed with cancer.

So give them something better than flowers.

A card they can physically pull to get out of plans, bad days, awkward invites or literally anything.

Dark humour. Real comfort.Made for the people who cope by laughing.

04/05/2026

📮 Just popping to the postbox like it’s no big deal…

🇮🇱 Israel
🇫🇷 France
🇩🇪 Germany
🇺🇸 USA
🇬🇧 UK
🇮🇪 Ireland
🇧🇪 Belgium

All in ONE weekend 😅

International businesswoman era unlocked 💅✨ (Self Appointed)

My cards have better travel plans than I do.

30/04/2026

You ever get asked how you’re doing… and just cannot be arsed to explain it all again?

This is the Cancer Card.

For when you don’t have the energy to give updates, reassurance, or make anyone else feel better about it.

Just show the card. Conversation over.

Perfect for:
– shutting down awkward questions
– skipping emotional admin
– protecting your peace

No explanations. No pressure. Just boundaries.

15/04/2026

Because sometimes the only way through cancer… is to laugh right in its face.

Cancer is brutal. It’s exhausting. It’s unfair.
And sometimes… it’s so ridiculous you either cry or you laugh.

That’s where this card comes in.

This isn’t your typical “stay strong” fluffy message.
This is for the friend who’s in the thick of it — the one who’s lost their hair, their patience, and any tolerance for bulls**t.

It says what everyone’s thinking but no one dares to say.
And somehow, that honesty? That dark humour? It cuts through the fear and actually helps.

Because when everything feels out of control,
laughing at it — even for a second — is power.

So if your friend is going through cancer…
don’t just send sympathy.

Send something that makes them snort-laugh in a chemo chair.
Send something that reminds them they’re still them underneath all of this.

👉 A card they’ll actually keep. Not one they’ll politely bin.

10/04/2026

Let’s be honest…
When someone you love gets cancer,
most people panic.

You don’t want to say the wrong thing.
You don’t want to sound fake.
You don’t want to be that person who sends “stay positive 💕” and disappears.

So you end up saying… nothing.

And that silence?
It’s louder than anything.

This is exactly why I created the Cancer Card.

Not fluffy.
Not cringey.
Not pretending everything’s fine.

Just real, dark-humour honesty that says:
“I don’t have the perfect words… but I’m here.”

It’s the kind of card you can slip into a gift, a hamper, or just send on its own—
when you want to show up, but don’t know how.

Because sometimes the best thing you can give someone…
is something that actually gets it.

22/03/2026

Let’s be honest…
When someone you love gets cancer,
most people panic.

You don’t want to say the wrong thing.
You don’t want to sound fake.
You don’t want to be that person who sends “stay positive 💕” and disappears.

So you end up saying… nothing.

And that silence?
It’s louder than anything.

This is exactly why I created the Cancer Card.

Not fluffy.
Not cringey.
Not pretending everything’s fine.

Just real, dark-humour honesty that says:
“I don’t have the perfect words… but I’m here.”

It’s the kind of card you can slip into a gift, a hamper, or just send on its own—
when you want to show up, but don’t know how.

Because sometimes the best thing you can give someone…
is something that actually gets it.